[VoiceOfBruck]

Bruck' (& Mrs. Bruck's) fave:

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

And from a similar list:

Keyboard not present
Press F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

[Cicero]

Cannot find Disk C:
Insert floppy boot disk; pray
For enlightenment.