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Posted on 11/06/2001 11:56:47 AM PST by Cicero
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Comment #22 Removed by Moderator
To: innocentbystander
Roses are red
Violets aren't
innocentbystander secretly loves macs
To: Cicero
Blue screen of death
Wise man ROFLOL
When receiving repair bill.
To: CheneyChick
Haikus have structure
First five, then seven, then five
CheneyChick can't count
:)
Comment #26 Removed by Moderator
To: Incorrigible
First I press CTRL
While I also press the ALT.
Finally, Delete
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posted on
11/06/2001 1:04:00 PM PST
by
gridlock
To: Dominic Harr; innocentbystander; Bush2000
Dominic Harr seethes
Microsoft monopoly
JAVA down the drain
To: danneskjold
CheneyChick can't count
she doesn't care
she flunked Poetry
To: renosathug
Talking paper clip
Why do you bother me so?
I don't need your help.
Bankers design in
Powerpoint, and make slides in
Word. It is madness.
Plug and play beckons.
Calls from beyond my Windows
"Come to Macintosh"
Programs intertwined
One obliterating all.
And I must reboot.
To: Cicero; Mr. Thorne
Windows NT crash'd.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to my world!!!
Mac OS saves me
How true it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: CheneyChick
touché...
To: Cicero
Control alt delete,
Must reboot and sin no more.
Unix is the way
To: Incorrigible
Dominic Harr seethes
Microsoft monopoly
JAVA down the drain Nice one...
Comment #35 Removed by Moderator
To: CheneyChick
Cheney Chick is best
Seven syllables need rest
Haiku very much.
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posted on
11/06/2001 1:12:15 PM PST
by
d14truth
To: innocentbystander
Champagne is costly
But its use reveals its worth
In the joy of it.
The work day is done
I must leave now to commute.
My wife awaits me
To: d14truth; CheneyChick
For CheneyChick
Seven is too small to show
Her love for her Mac
To: d14truth
Haiku!
You're welcome
LOL
To: CheneyChick
iMacs, they are cute
And used to create pictures
of cute Cheney Chick
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