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HALF-MAN, HALF-DINOSAUR: "FIND ME A WOMAN BEFORE I EXPLODE!"
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Posted on 11/06/2001 8:55:06 AM PST by Sir Gawain

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We can all relate to Dino Man.
1 posted on 11/06/2001 8:55:06 AM PST by Sir Gawain
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To: Texaggie79; TomServo; dead; Victoria Delsoul
ping
2 posted on 11/06/2001 8:55:33 AM PST by Sir Gawain
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Any relation to Bill Clinton?
3 posted on 11/06/2001 8:56:42 AM PST by RichInOC
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Long slimy fingers?
4 posted on 11/06/2001 8:57:21 AM PST by Sir Gawain
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Any relation to Bill Clinton?

C'mon, man, think:

HALF-MAN, HALF-DINOSAUR: "FIND ME A WOMAN BEFORE I EXPLODE!"

Half woman, half dinosaur, looking for a babe ... obviously this is about Janet Reno...

5 posted on 11/06/2001 8:58:28 AM PST by dirtboy
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Paging Bertha....Bertha Butt, please pick up the white phone...
6 posted on 11/06/2001 8:58:59 AM PST by ZOOKER
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"What's it got in its pocketses, my Precious, gollum gollum."
7 posted on 11/06/2001 9:00:06 AM PST by Publius
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He's reasonably intelligent, consistently scoring 80 to 85 on intelligence tests, which is just slightly below average for humans.

And just how many surviving Freepers can make that statement??!!

8 posted on 11/06/2001 9:03:04 AM PST by Phil V.
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Didn't Dino-Man star on that tv series Land of the Lost?


9 posted on 11/06/2001 9:10:03 AM PST by lowbridge
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I've been sayin' this for years. Never got MY name in the paper. *mutter*
10 posted on 11/06/2001 9:11:56 AM PST by TheBigB
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"Ordinarily we'd be hesitant to even reveal the existence of this creature," continues the source, one of 11 scientists who are said to be observing the creature in an unidentified research center in northern Michigan.

Does this have anything to do with The Daily Probe Special Report and the Number 11?

11 posted on 11/06/2001 9:13:13 AM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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Need blood?


12 posted on 11/06/2001 9:15:05 AM PST by Diogenesis
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Hmmmmmm. :-D
13 posted on 11/06/2001 9:16:26 AM PST by Sir Gawain
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Janet Reno?
14 posted on 11/06/2001 9:16:44 AM PST by b4its2late
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For some reason, this thread needs a smiley face. ;)
15 posted on 11/06/2001 9:16:47 AM PST by TheBigB
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Isn't he the one that does those Geico commercials?
16 posted on 11/06/2001 9:18:03 AM PST by tacticalogic
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And you posted at #11, and it's the 11th month! OMG!
17 posted on 11/06/2001 9:20:10 AM PST by Sir Gawain
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I think I had a one-night stand with his sister back in college. At least that's how my friends described her. I don't really remember much about the evening myself.
18 posted on 11/06/2001 9:20:31 AM PST by dead
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My other profile is much more flattering.
19 posted on 11/06/2001 9:22:53 AM PST by Billthedrill
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the woman chosen to satisfy his physical needs will have to be, in the words of one researcher, "exceptionally patient and understanding, willing to put up with his bizarre and often extreme moods, and also able to endure his strange, sawdust-like smell."

The perfect woman for this creature is the Hildabeast!

20 posted on 11/06/2001 9:23:43 AM PST by slimer
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