[RichInOC]

Any relation to Bill Clinton?

[Sir Gawain]

Long slimy fingers?

[dirtboy]

Any relation to Bill Clinton?

C'mon, man, think:

HALF-MAN, HALF-DINOSAUR: "FIND ME A WOMAN BEFORE I EXPLODE!"

Half woman, half dinosaur, looking for a babe ... obviously this is about Janet Reno...

[slimer]

the woman chosen to satisfy his physical needs will have to be, in the words of one researcher, "exceptionally patient and understanding, willing to put up with his bizarre and often extreme moods, and also able to endure his strange, sawdust-like smell."

The perfect woman for this creature is the Hildabeast!