Posted on 11/04/2001 12:56:38 PM PST by 1234
OSAMA bin Laden and the hijackers who devastated America ‘in the holy name of Islam' offended every page of the Koran as they wallowed in a pit of prostitution, strip shows and alcohol.
Bin Laden himself was forced to pay hookers to satisfy his cravings because he was a sexual inadequate. He fled from his family's Western ways after an American girl took one look at his naked body then burst out laughing.
A secret FBI dossier, revealed today by the News of the World, details a world of debauchery and hypocrisy that will outrage all true Muslims.
Professor Bernard Haykal, expert in Islamic Studies at New York University, pointed out last night that, by rights, Bin Laden could face a raft of fundamentalist punishments.
"The Koran strictly forbids fornication, and the punishment for an unmarried man or woman who commits fornication is no fewer than 80 lashes," he explained. "If the man or woman is married, the penalty is death by stoning."
Punishment for being judged a muharip — a brigand who spreads corruption and death — includes any one of death by decapitation, crucifixion, or the cutting off of one hand and one foot before being left to bleed to death in the
desert! Alcohol can attract a sentence of flogging.
Here, for the first time, is the truth about the self-righteous who deal in secret sleaze and public terror:
Osama bin Laden: Grew up in Saudi Arabia with minuscule sex organs due to a testosterone deficiency. Despite this he was addicted to sex and managed to get girlfriends because he was so wealthy.
After he left school in 1973 he took scores of girls, though it is unclear how far he managed to go — especially as friends from that time in Beirut say he was a "serial drinker, a binge-drinker."
Investigators were also told: "He was involved in at least three drunken fights after disputes over attractive women, including bargirls, dancers and prostitutes. He was determined to have a good time."
But those good times ended when Bin Laden fell for a Chicago girl working in the Lebanon. A Middle Eastern writer who has interviewed many members of the bin Laden family, confirmed: "He courted her with flowers and champagne and eventually talked her into bed, but she mocked him when he tried to make love to her because he had such small sexual organs.
"The rejection enraged him against all things American."
Bin Laden later received testosterone enhancement which allowed him to father 15 children by three wives.
But clearly remembering his own romantic gifts that ended in humiliation, the hypocrite issued a directive against Muslims sending Valentine cards.
"Whoever celebrates Valentine's Day is a fasiq (sinner) and should fear Allah," he announced. "The next time you give your woman a rose, imagine her roasting and burning in flames."
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Hell, they had the formula right! A few days in Las Vegas and I could have saved them all from religious fundamentalism.
Oh well. Now they die.
She left him because he wanted her to wear thick sheepskin panties and go "BAAAA BAAAA" in bed.
Read the book "Princess" by Jean Sasson, which is a chronicle of the horrors of being a woman in Saudi Arabia. Marriage in Saudi Arabia largely IS rape, because as soon as young teenage girls have their first period, they are sold like cattle to whatever men their fathers pick, and there's no way out for them. I'm sure binLaden's wives are no different.
Not at all. The News of the World is only barely more realistic than the Weekly World News. This story is quite likely to have been completely made up, amusing though it may be.
Has anyone ever done a study of how "underendowedness " relates to egomania? How did Hitler, Mussolini, Napoleon, etc. rate in that department?
There was an attorney named Rex
Who had a miniscule organ of sex
When arrested for exposure
He said with composure
"De minimis non curat lex"
(The law does not concern itself with trifles)
Don't know but the NY Times had an article about 5 years ago about what was said
to be the mortal remains of the mad monk Rasputin's ogan and it was definitely a keeper.
Now, as for bin Laden having small testicles...we already knew that. he is the guy who had others do the heavy lifting on September 9th.
It seems like this information is being put out by the FBI, first to The Globe, now to News of the World. Whether or not it's true is a crapshot.
Those nice Mikkelsons at Snopes.com have no clue as to how true or false the story is, even if they change the font color to issue their verdict. IIRC, they say this couldn't be true because Osama was never in America = not even a claim made by this British tab and/or FBI file.
Check out their page on the Clinton Death List. It reads approximately:
"This was not a homicide because the Arkansas ME says she shot him/herself in the back of the head."
Lather, rinse, repeat
Why? It's more fun that way.
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