Sex-crazed Osama's booze-fuelled romps

News of the World ^ | NOV 4, 2001 | JULES STENSON & STUART WHITE

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GOLLY

[StoneColdGOP]

they wallowed in a pit of prostitution, strip shows and alcohol.

Hell, they had the formula right! A few days in Las Vegas and I could have saved them all from religious fundamentalism.

Oh well. Now they die.

[IC Ken]

Boy...he's just like Clinton

[ao98]

According to this story, he has never been accused of rape. So that makes Clinton more immoral then Bin Laden.

[stlrocket]

In fact, Osama was so embarrassed he decided to make a complete change - to a Blonde!

Osama Mama

[RichardW]

How reliable is this news source? Typically, testosterone does not increase a man's ability to increase fertility. In fact it can repress his own natural testosterone production and lead to atrophy of the testicles. This is fun reading but a little dubious in its accuracy. Perhaps this is some of our own disinformation designed to damage his image in the Islam world.

[Ciexyz]

I read the same story in one of the tabloids last week.

[DainBramage]

Urban Legend.

She left him because he wanted her to wear thick sheepskin panties and go "BAAAA BAAAA" in bed.

[ikanakattara]

According to this story, he has never been accused of rape. So that makes Clinton more immoral then Bin Laden.

Read the book "Princess" by Jean Sasson, which is a chronicle of the horrors of being a woman in Saudi Arabia. Marriage in Saudi Arabia largely IS rape, because as soon as young teenage girls have their first period, they are sold like cattle to whatever men their fathers pick, and there's no way out for them. I'm sure binLaden's wives are no different.

[Timesink]

How reliable is this news source?

Not at all. The News of the World is only barely more realistic than the Weekly World News. This story is quite likely to have been completely made up, amusing though it may be.

[JIM O]

As I have always understood it. Size does not matter.

[Senator Pardek]

Osama's little winkie

[nycgal]

Boy...he's just like Clinton

Has anyone ever done a study of how "underendowedness " relates to egomania? How did Hitler, Mussolini, Napoleon, etc. rate in that department?

[APBaer]

"he had such small sexual organs"

There was an attorney named Rex
Who had a miniscule organ of sex
When arrested for exposure
He said with composure
"De minimis non curat lex"
(The law does not concern itself with trifles)

[APBaer]

"Has anyone ever done a study of how "underendowedness " relates to egomania?
How did Hitler, Mussolini, Napoleon, etc. rate in that department?"

Don't know but the NY Times had an article about 5 years ago about what was said
to be the mortal remains of the mad monk Rasputin's ogan and it was definitely a keeper.

[irish guard]

News of the World is the same rag that just anounced that Michael Jackson told them he has anthrax.

Now, as for bin Laden having small testicles...we already knew that. he is the guy who had others do the heavy lifting on September 9th.

[JudyB1938]

I figured spin would come out like this to discredit OBL.
Even when spin is against the bad guys, I still hate it.

[Plummz]

Pardek, citing Snopes? Weak.

It seems like this information is being put out by the FBI, first to The Globe, now to News of the World. Whether or not it's true is a crapshot.

Those nice Mikkelsons at Snopes.com have no clue as to how true or false the story is, even if they change the font color to issue their verdict. IIRC, they say this couldn't be true because Osama was never in America = not even a claim made by this British tab and/or FBI file.

Check out their page on the Clinton Death List. It reads approximately:

"This was not a homicide because the Arkansas ME says she shot him/herself in the back of the head."
Lather, rinse, repeat

[FITZ]

Maybe he started taking testosterone very early and that's why he never developed. He looks kind of gay to me and sickly like he might have AIDS.

[FITZ]

Even when spin is against the bad guys, I still hate it.

Why? It's more fun that way.