Posted on 11/01/2001 8:33:36 AM PST by Poohbah
Police in FloriDUH have announced the arrest of several of Osama bin Laden's associates, including wanted terrorists bin Drinkin, bin Smokin, bin Eatin, and bin Sleepin. Unfrotunately, they are concerned that no one who matches the description of bin Workin, another wanted terrorist, has been found yet.
Another associate, bin Waitin, was arrested at a California DMV office.
Yet another associate, bin Votin, was picked up in Palm Beach.
Still another associate had worked his way into the confidence of O.J. Simpson. bin Golfin was allegedly helping the former football star "find the real killers."
Police are still pursuing bin Runnin, and haven't located bin Hidin, but have caught up with bin Walkin and bin Joggin, who apparently were too slow to escape.
bin Barfin was arrested in a High School Carefteria.
A tip from Greenpeace helped locate bin Whalin.
Apparently, all of these arrests were made possible by one Al-Qaeda operative, bin Talkin, turning state's evidence in return for a lighter sentence.
Meanwhile, a relative of Osama bin Laden who emigrated to America and joined the Air Force was utterly disgusted by his kin's actions and volunteered to fly combat missions over Afghanistan. His commanding officer describes bin Bombin as an "absolute professional who has really exploded onto the Afghani scene."
In other war news, the Taliban proclaimed that the official bird of Afghanistan was "DUCK!"
Bin Everywhereman was apprehended Asleep at the Wheel.
Bin Been was found wandering around in phonetic confusion.
Bin Skimmin told reporters that the reason he did not come forward sooner to put an end to the speculation is that he had been isolated while on an extended cruise on his yacht, the Entitlement, with his mistress and their baby and had not been aware of the controversy.
"I'm not an international terrorist, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night!"
I see you that you all have bin Thinkin' , bin Revvin' and bin Risin' to the occasion with your puns - just sign me
- I'bin My-tee Impressed
BEIJING: A restaurant named for terrorism suspect Osama Bin Laden has been closed by authorities in China's Muslim northwest till the time it changes its name.
Beef Noodles Bin Laden closed this week just days after opening in the city of Lanzhou, a local official said on Saturday.
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