[Poohbah]

You sure it wasn't a Holiday Inn Express?

"I'm not an international terrorist, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night!"

[bwteim]

Truth stranger than Fiction:

BEIJING: A restaurant named for terrorism suspect Osama Bin Laden has been closed by authorities in China's Muslim northwest till the time it changes its name.
Beef Noodles Bin Laden closed this week just days after opening in the city of Lanzhou, a local official said on Saturday.

Source: Beef Noodles Bin Laden closed this week