HUMOR: Osama bin Laden's associates arrested

My warped and demented mind

[Poohbah]

Police in FloriDUH have announced the arrest of several of Osama bin Laden's associates, including wanted terrorists bin Drinkin, bin Smokin, bin Eatin, and bin Sleepin. Unfrotunately, they are concerned that no one who matches the description of bin Workin, another wanted terrorist, has been found yet.

Another associate, bin Waitin, was arrested at a California DMV office.

Yet another associate, bin Votin, was picked up in Palm Beach.

Still another associate had worked his way into the confidence of O.J. Simpson. bin Golfin was allegedly helping the former football star "find the real killers."

Police are still pursuing bin Runnin, and haven't located bin Hidin, but have caught up with bin Walkin and bin Joggin, who apparently were too slow to escape.

bin Barfin was arrested in a High School Carefteria.

A tip from Greenpeace helped locate bin Whalin.

Apparently, all of these arrests were made possible by one Al-Qaeda operative, bin Talkin, turning state's evidence in return for a lighter sentence.

Meanwhile, a relative of Osama bin Laden who emigrated to America and joined the Air Force was utterly disgusted by his kin's actions and volunteered to fly combat missions over Afghanistan. His commanding officer describes bin Bombin as an "absolute professional who has really exploded onto the Afghani scene."

In other war news, the Taliban proclaimed that the official bird of Afghanistan was "DUCK!"

[Poohbah]

Thought I'd supply some bad puns.

[Poohbah]

Humor bump...

[scooter2]

You forgot about bin Workin. Nobody has seen him or knows where he is.

[Poohbah]

Naw, he's in there, first para.

However, I did forget about the associate they arrested at a truck stop, bin Drivin.

[scooter2]

Yep, missed it. He's definately absent from my place of employment.

[ferios ferio]

ROFLMAO! And has eanyone seen that ever elusive operative, bin Thinkin??? Hehehe!

[steve-b]

A search of a Chappaqua, NY compound turned up bin Lyin and bin Cheatin.

[McGruff]

How about Mohammed Ben Hidin?

[Poohbah]

Meanwhile, bin Losin was arrested in a Las Vegas casino...

[connectthedots]

A search of a Chappaqua, NY compound turned up bin Lyin and bin Cheatin.

If they had looked more closely, they might have found bin Lickin.

[bwteim]

Thought I'd supply some bad puns.

I'm pinging some more punsters right now....

[Silly]

Excellent job! Thanks for the bump.

[Happygal]

Thanks for the ping! *L* I needed a laugh today, I've Bin Mopin'! *LOL*

[Poohbah]

Update: one associate, bin Crashin, was caught yesterday tampering with the Free Republic server.

[bwteim]

Thanks for the ping! *L* I needed a laugh today, I've Bin Mopin'! *LOL*

Good one! Glad to oblige, and good to hear from you!

By the way, I went to WalMart, bought a postal scale, outside of box said "Made in USA". Took it home, the scale itself says: "Made in China".

I think it means the box was made in the USA.
So just sign me, Bin Had by' Sam!

[tracer]

I just heard a report that the FBI has caught bin Wankin by surprise..............

[Fearless Flyers]

Bin Screwed and Bin Bent were found in an IRS waiting room and rejoiced in their own arrests.

[Born to Conserve]

I Bin Laughin.

[Poohbah]

And bin Tokin and bin Snortin got picked up by the DEA...

[Born to Conserve]

What about Bin @#$*in? They found him?