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HUMOR: Osama bin Laden's associates arrested
My warped and demented mind
Posted on 11/01/2001 8:33:36 AM PST by Poohbah
Police in FloriDUH have announced the arrest of several of Osama bin Laden's associates, including wanted terrorists bin Drinkin, bin Smokin, bin Eatin, and bin Sleepin. Unfrotunately, they are concerned that no one who matches the description of bin Workin, another wanted terrorist, has been found yet.
Another associate, bin Waitin, was arrested at a California DMV office.
Yet another associate, bin Votin, was picked up in Palm Beach.
Still another associate had worked his way into the confidence of O.J. Simpson. bin Golfin was allegedly helping the former football star "find the real killers."
Police are still pursuing bin Runnin, and haven't located bin Hidin, but have caught up with bin Walkin and bin Joggin, who apparently were too slow to escape.
bin Barfin was arrested in a High School Carefteria.
A tip from Greenpeace helped locate bin Whalin.
Apparently, all of these arrests were made possible by one Al-Qaeda operative, bin Talkin, turning state's evidence in return for a lighter sentence.
Meanwhile, a relative of Osama bin Laden who emigrated to America and joined the Air Force was utterly disgusted by his kin's actions and volunteered to fly combat missions over Afghanistan. His commanding officer describes bin Bombin as an "absolute professional who has really exploded onto the Afghani scene."
In other war news, the Taliban proclaimed that the official bird of Afghanistan was "DUCK!"
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Thought I'd supply some bad puns.
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posted on
11/01/2001 8:33:37 AM PST
by
Poohbah
To: Lazamataz; Travis McGee; Fred25; Silly; Mercuria; Squantos; harpseal; Willie Green; connectthedots
Humor bump...
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posted on
11/01/2001 8:50:37 AM PST
by
Poohbah
To: Poohbah
You forgot about bin Workin. Nobody has seen him or knows where he is.
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posted on
11/01/2001 8:57:18 AM PST
by
scooter2
To: scooter2
Naw, he's in there, first para.
However, I did forget about the associate they arrested at a truck stop, bin Drivin.
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posted on
11/01/2001 8:58:32 AM PST
by
Poohbah
To: Poohbah
Yep, missed it. He's definately absent from my place of employment.
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:03:59 AM PST
by
scooter2
To: Poohbah
ROFLMAO! And has eanyone seen that ever elusive operative, bin Thinkin??? Hehehe!
To: Poohbah
A search of a Chappaqua, NY compound turned up bin Lyin and bin Cheatin.
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:11:48 AM PST
by
steve-b
To: Poohbah
How about Mohammed Ben Hidin?
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:12:42 AM PST
by
McGruff
To: steve-b
Meanwhile, bin Losin was arrested in a Las Vegas casino...
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:13:12 AM PST
by
Poohbah
To: steve-b
A search of a Chappaqua, NY compound turned up bin Lyin and bin Cheatin. If they had looked more closely, they might have found bin Lickin.
To: Poohbah; FreedomFarmer; Physicist; Happygal
Thought I'd supply some bad puns. I'm pinging some more punsters right now....
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:17:55 AM PST
by
bwteim
To: Poohbah
Excellent job! Thanks for the bump.
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:21:04 AM PST
by
Silly
To: bwteim
Thanks for the ping! *L* I needed a laugh today, I've Bin Mopin'! *LOL*
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:35:42 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: Happygal
Update: one associate, bin Crashin, was caught yesterday tampering with the Free Republic server.
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:39:27 AM PST
by
Poohbah
To: Happygal
Thanks for the ping! *L* I needed a laugh today, I've Bin Mopin'! *LOL* Good one! Glad to oblige, and good to hear from you!
By the way, I went to WalMart, bought a postal scale, outside of box said "Made in USA". Took it home, the scale itself says: "Made in China".
I think it means the box was made in the USA.
So just sign me, Bin Had by' Sam!
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:43:13 AM PST
by
bwteim
To: Poohbah
I just heard a report that the FBI has caught bin Wankin by surprise..............
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:43:50 AM PST
by
tracer
To: Poohbah
Bin Screwed and Bin Bent were found in an IRS waiting room and rejoiced in their own arrests.
To: Poohbah
I Bin Laughin.
To: Fearless Flyers
And bin Tokin and bin Snortin got picked up by the DEA...
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posted on
11/01/2001 9:53:55 AM PST
by
Poohbah
To: Poohbah
What about Bin @#$*in? They found him?
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