HUMOR: Osama bin Laden's associates arrested

My warped and demented mind

[Poohbah]

Police in FloriDUH have announced the arrest of several of Osama bin Laden's associates, including wanted terrorists bin Drinkin, bin Smokin, bin Eatin, and bin Sleepin. Unfrotunately, they are concerned that no one who matches the description of bin Workin, another wanted terrorist, has been found yet.

Another associate, bin Waitin, was arrested at a California DMV office.

Yet another associate, bin Votin, was picked up in Palm Beach.

Still another associate had worked his way into the confidence of O.J. Simpson. bin Golfin was allegedly helping the former football star "find the real killers."

Police are still pursuing bin Runnin, and haven't located bin Hidin, but have caught up with bin Walkin and bin Joggin, who apparently were too slow to escape.

bin Barfin was arrested in a High School Carefteria.

A tip from Greenpeace helped locate bin Whalin.

Apparently, all of these arrests were made possible by one Al-Qaeda operative, bin Talkin, turning state's evidence in return for a lighter sentence.

Meanwhile, a relative of Osama bin Laden who emigrated to America and joined the Air Force was utterly disgusted by his kin's actions and volunteered to fly combat missions over Afghanistan. His commanding officer describes bin Bombin as an "absolute professional who has really exploded onto the Afghani scene."

In other war news, the Taliban proclaimed that the official bird of Afghanistan was "DUCK!"

[Poohbah]

Dunno, but they just arrested bin Mournin at the local funeral home...

[miniver-cheevey]

They found his brother Bin Humping at the Petting Zoo.

[Poohbah]

bin Washin arrested at nearby laundromat...had in his possession a box containing a "suspicicious white powder," developing...

[bwteim]

bin Washin arrested at nearby laundromat...had in his possession a box containing a "suspicicious white powder," developing...

Was he also related to Hoffman, and used an alias, bin Dustin'?

[harpseal]

In other war news, the Taliban proclaimed that the official bird of Afghanistan was "DUCK!"I shall forego the easy puns using the bin. Except that anyone supporting al Qaeda has definitely bin loony. I shall try to keep my puns in line with the Duck and not teal any lines from others. Instead I shall try to keep my comments original and down to earth. Eider that or nothing.

Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown

[101viking]

I guess "bin thinking" dosen't exist.

[Poohbah]

Further developments...bin Sailin arrested at marina...

[Poohbah]

Nope, bin Thinkin ain't around.

But bin Mailin is believed to be the guy behind the anthrax stuff, and bin Ropin was spotted at the rodeo...

[LurkerNoMore!]

Just heard that bin Cussin was arrested while at his computer, just after being banned from a conservative news forum.

[Poohbah]

bin A+Bert?

[Poohbah]

Latest news: bin Surfin arrested on Hawaii's North Shore, but at least the cops let him finish riding that awesome tube :o)

[101viking]

careful, or I'll flag bin cheese, and bin all your bases...

[Poohbah]

Don't forget bin moose...

bin Belchin shoulda laid off the soda pop...

[LurkerNoMore!]

In an incident that is sure to bring shame to his family, bin Dancin was arrested during his ballet class.

[Poohbah]

bin Readin picked up by the San Diego County Library SWAT Team in a "dynamic entry" raid for a two-day overdue library book...

[MetalliDragon]

Heh.

What about bin Laggin? I saw him standing frozen stiff on a Quake server a couple days ago.

Maybe bin Flamin? I'd expect to see him on the Yahoo! messageboards.

How about bin Whinin? Was he covered? You'll find him in Berkeley.

[LurkerNoMore!]

I heard the Feds picked up bin Liftin at your gym!

[Poohbah]

bin Loggin was turned in by the Sierra Club...

bin Parkin got a ticket...

bin Rappin was caught while wearing 60 pounds of gold chains (the dreaded "O.G." from I'm Gonna Git You Sucker :o)

And bin Prayin was, of course, caught at the local mosque.

[Howlin]

My favorite: bin Votin! Well done!

[Revolting cat!]

And Bin There done that too!