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Time to Change the Secret Handshake!
vanity ^
| 10/31/01
| theDentist
Posted on 10/31/2001 6:02:58 AM PST by theDentist
This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.
Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!
So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.
Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: vrwc
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To: BlueLancer
Of Course you can teach it to your moose! But if his biting your sister (or anyone/anything else) is pertinent to the success of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy or Local Conspiracies of your own, then let him chomp away.
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
TOYBOAT, TOYBOAT, TOYBOAT!How fiendishly clever! They'll never expect the TOYBOAT!
Or the Spanish Inquisition for that matter.
To: theDentist
To: BlueCat
No. The fillings have a half-life of 17 years. But if yours are approaching that age, make an appointment!
I could use the business. But this time No Novacaine For You!
To: John Galt's cousin
"Checkmate King 2 to White Rook, Over."Lieutenant Hanley to Sergeant Saunders ... Combat.
Even my MOOSE ... well, not MY moose anymore, but even the POLISH POLAR BEARS knew that one.
To: glock rocks
(whispering) There may be traitors among us, glock. Stay safe.
To: Snowy
Or "I hate taxes!" LOL!!
To: socal_parrot
... And the leaves shall fall by the street corner .
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
"Buut Captin, She won't respond!! I'm giving it all she's got!!!"
Di-Lithium Crystals are needed
To: MAWG
Yes. But after 11 .
To: BlueLancer
Shh! Be careful what you say. This might not be a secure channel.
To: Valin
"Do we want to know about your personal life? I DON'T THINK SO!! There are something we're better off not knowing about.:-) " Yeah.... I'll wait till he puts it out on video. It'll be funny at that bachelor party. They won't expect it.
To: Constitution Day
There may be traitors among us 
alert!
To: beekeeper
To: clamper1797; Bob J
... Ours stay the same:
Before or after ____________ .
Sign of the Well ____________ .
This is the ____________ , what shall I do with it?
Over and out.
(BobJ flagged to prove that there's others out there like me who are members of the same outfit.)
To: theDentist
I'm glad you reminded me. It's time to rotate the frequency of the microchip that's implanted in my butt.
To: Cyber Liberty
Who's going to change Rush Limbaugh's microchip? He is a member, isn't he?
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posted on
10/31/2001 6:34:46 AM PST
by
wimpycat
To: John Galt's cousin
The
mole burrows deep in winter.
Repeat.
The mole burrows deep in winter.
To: glock rocks
please tell me what the moose is and throw in the polish polar bear stuff also. I am fairly new and I keep seeing it and I thought that I could figure it out but I am rather thick-headed
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10/31/2001 6:38:24 AM PST
by
russdawg
To: wimpycat
There's a nice mental picture. Thanks a bunch.
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