Time to Change the Secret Handshake!

vanity ^ | 10/31/01 | theDentist

[theDentist]

This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.

Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!

So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.

Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!

[ofMagog]

Have not set sailing date, but supplies have been ordered. PhishBait has a new cap.
The new ship ( much like this sister ship ) has been refitted for our, er, special needs.

Crew can have any jobs desired, except I suspect food and wine taster michigander has a monopoly on such. Some, whom we won't name, got a little tired last time of Snow Bunny's myriad day after day after day Spam dishes, but if she wants to continue as cook, that is fine with me. COB1, of course, will be in charge of protecting the females and bilge cleaning.

[Snow Bunny]

I am ready, I have a BIG box of bikin's for Billie, LadyX and myself and any other ladies you take on this trip. giggle...

Hi to PhishBait too !

Good day to one and all as I set aside a glass er ah mug of grog. tee hee

[Chemist_Geek]

While you're getting the relative bearing grease from supply, go pick me up a case of rotor wash.

Sure, as long as you keep watching for the mail buoy.

[Chemist_Geek]

You might be better at concocting meals than Snow Bunny!

Umm, err, I'm honored, but do you really want to know what's in the food I cook?

[ofMagog]

None for the fellers?

[Chemist_Geek]

None for the fellers?

Us guys are forced to go au naturel?

[LadyX]

Meaning your recipes ('formulas') should forever remain a secret?
Cool with us !!
We are an appreciative lot after Spam au gratin mit sauerkrauten and Spam Cherries Jubilee...:)))

[Snow Bunny]

giggle....yes we are....oh please no spam. hahahahaaa....peanut butter and jelly yipeee but no spam. lol

[Snow Bunny]

Hi ofMagog.....you just say and you can have what your heart desires. giggle...You are the Captain.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

bttt

[Pablo64]

I read your post and it really got me to laughing.

Last summer I was driving through town and I came across a sign (painted very nicely) planted in a very nice lawn. The sign read as follows: "Here he lies, all cold and hard, the last damn dog who crapped in my yard."

I loved the sentiment, but I would have made it look like a headstone, not just a sign.