How to apprehend your local terrorist.

[2nd Amendment]

It is obvious that our government could not track down or arrest Middle Eastern terrorist prior to Sept. 11th because it would violate their constitutional rights or offend our multicultural and diversity sensitivities. Here are some suggestions that might help you get radical terrorists scrutinized and arrested by your government. 1. Tell Health and Human services they were spanking their children 2. Report to the EPA that they were smoking in a public place. 3. Show that they are members of the vast rightwing conspiracy (VRWC) that viciously and unfairly attacked the Clintons and that they worked for Kenneth Starr. 4. Tell the IRS that they still have money left after taxes. 5. Tell the Justice Dept. that they show anti-gay bias by refusing to read "Heather has Two Mommies" to their children. 6. Tell the EPA that they have illegal 5 gal. flush toilets. 7. Tell the ACLU that they have the 10 Commandments on their wall. 8. Tell the NEA that they are homeschooling and support school vouchers. 9. Tell the local Earth First group that their SUV ran over a rare tree toad. These are just a few of my ideas how to get the government to harass and pay closer attention to possible terrorist suspects. Feel free to add ideas of your own.

[xm177e2]

LOL this is great...

[Dacus943]

10. Contact (ASPCA) (PETA) (Larry Flint) because you saw them Spanking the Monkey!

[GeekDejure]

Tell the Screen Actors Guild that FReeper "2nd Amendment" is posing as a sit-down commedian !!!

[nomad]

Inform the local police that they may be selling drugs.

[Congressman Billybob]

Phil,

Nice piece of humor that our audience might like.

Billybob

[falfa]

Tell the ATF that they were spotted at gunshow.

Tell the EPA that the are keeping flatulent cows.

Tell the EEOC that they are discriminating by not allowing snake handling during lunch breaks.

[kcpopps]

bump for more additions!

[RKBA_Champ]

... Most "EXCELLENT"!

[Atticus]

Excellent post. A grateful bump.

[gorush]

:{)

[slate]

Tell Jesse Jackson that they will have TV cameras rolling if he finds them.

[exmoor]

Spray them with Niagaria Starch

[2nd Amendment]

here goes nothing: some additional ways to force governmental and liberal scrutiny of the multicultural diverse terrorists in our midst. 10. tell the Florida Democratic Party that they were seen counting military ballots. 11. tell the Fish and Wildlife Service they were poaching endangered suckers from Klamath Falls, Ore. 12. Tell NARAL that they participated in a prolife rally. 13. tell the San Fransisco chapter of The United Way that they agreed with boyscouts on outlawing homosexual troopleaders. 14. tell the BATF that they had a blunderbuss with a barrel that was 1/16 shorter then the federal minimum. I suppose this about ends my diatribe about government. In the past they were quite proficient aboutr harassing common everyday citizens but could do nothing about the repeated entry into our country of Middle Eastern terrorists. I hope we have finally woken up and will protect our borders.