"Black III"

FRiendsOfMarkEarley...calm...60%-35%!! ^ | 26 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[dwbh]

SHEEESH...couldn't have anything to do with the fact that Delay's a caring, compassionate person, could it?! This Lib'ral Brainwashing you got is a tough thing to shake, ain't it?!

I'll tell you what's tough to shake: this Cowboys brainwashing! It's got to be the reason why I keep rooting for them, week after week, hoping they'll pull the game out. =P

As for DeLay, it's only strange when you consider the amount of adult welfare packages he's helped to shoot down. Anyway, you can be a compassionate person without supporting welfare...right? =)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll tell you what's tough to shake: this Cowboys brainwashing! It's got to be the reason why I keep rooting for them, week after week, hoping they'll pull the game out."

I know of what you speak after continuing to support the Skins through the lean Norv Turner years. Keep the Faith when it comes to Football, my self-described liberal FRiend, but the Faith that goes along with yer Vote MUST BE EARNED!!

BTW...HOW 'BOUT THEM SKINS?!

"As for DeLay, it's only strange when you consider the amount of adult welfare packages he's helped to shoot down. Anyway, you can be a compassionate person without supporting welfare...right?"

Don't have time to re-educate you--AGAIN--on Welfare Reform right now, but yes, "compassion" has nothing to do with keeping an entire economic class of Americans forever enslaved to an ever-growing Federal Leviathan!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"BBE" by TW...11/16...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Bush/Putin Press Conference Transcript (11/13/01)

Not bad, kiddo, not bad...MUD

[goldilucky]

bump

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black IV"

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

I dunno, Mud; ol' Dubya knows the former Soviet Union is awash in oil; without the wherewithall & means to tap into most of it.
Sounds (to me) like some future stratagizing might be going on here?
Besides, why are we doing business with the PRC when they steadfastlty REFUSE to relax their totalitarian grip on their people, all the while snubbing those of the former block countries, I'll never know.

Just seems to me the entire situation sound've been the other way around.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...why are we doing business with the PRC when they steadfastlty REFUSE to relax their totalitarian grip on their people, all the while snubbing those of the former block countries, I'll never know. Just seems to me the entire situation sound've been the other way around."

Let's continue this discussion on Black IV, my FRiend...MUD

[goldilucky]

bump

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

"MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits..."

I DO AGREE:

THE ABILITIES OF A JEDI APPRENTICE
Force Speed- Feel the Force flowing through you, quickening your limbs so they move with the speed of thought... translated into song.
Force Jump- All distances become small in the vastness of the Force. ... and EVERY offense under scrutiny.
Force Pull- Your reach is far with the Force as your ally, and weapons may be whisked away from under your enemies' feet or even torn from their unsuspecting grasp… ... your allies are many.
Seeing- Stretch out with your feelings. Let go, and the presence of your enemies will be revealed to you. ...your clarity is invaluable!

ThE LIGHT SIDE ABILITIES
Healing- One alive with the force can mend bone and flesh as though it were reborn anew. ....and you bring broken confidence to hope.
Persuasion- The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded, rendering your actions inscrutable to all but the strongest of wills. ...and expose the weak by inscrutable integrity.
Blinding- The terrifying light of truth may blind the dark eyes of the sleeping. …until we see them smashed.
Absorb- Use your opponent's energy to your own advantage; waste nothing! …and you never miss our opporent’s blunders!
THE DARK SIDE ABILITIES
Force Throw- Crush and humiliate your opponent by striking from all directions with flying debris. …and a few lyrics or too!
The Grip- The disturbing lack of faith in the Force by the ignorant is easily renewed. …because you keep on telling it like it is!
Thunder Bolts- No Jedi will underestimate the power of the dark side once it's living spark surges through their very bones. …BUT
Destruction- Your hate will make you strong, it's deadly vehemence lashing forth to cut your enemies to their knees! …Go for it…and thanks.

LOL,LGE

[Mudboy Slim]

WOW...I'm emailing that to my parents, they'll be SOOOO PROUD!!!

ROFLMAO...you crack me up, LGE, you have EXACTLY the Right Attitude!! Believe in the Righteousness of Yer Cause, then Endeavor Tirelessly to Make It So!!

FReegards...MUD

Hey Dan, this gal's a keeper!!

[dwbh]

Next thing you know, I'll be telling you I'm your father and that you should join my evil empire...hehe. =)

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...SHEEESH, boy, what are you...late-20's, early-30's?! No way you reached Political Awareness during the Glorious Reagan Years...maybe you'll NEVER get it Right!!

)=^D...MUD

BTW...Skins in the NFC Playoffs this year...Skins are National Champs in January '03!! SITYS!!!

[Scott from the Left Coast]

ROFL! Obi-wan-mud.

[dead culture watch]

Mud, no hard feelings, cause believe me, she is a keeper. I tell myself that every moment of the day. When I wake up in the morning, and see her sleeping there, I get goosebumps. Talking with her, well you get a TASTE of what I have. I am the MOST blessed man on the planet. I pinch myself daily. She IS most definatly, a keeper.

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

Thank you, my love.

For being my hero, my Prince Charming, my knight in shining armor, my best friend...but especially, thanks for loving me.

I plan on keeping you too.

Love, LGE

[Mudboy Slim]

"She IS most definately, a keeper."

I figgered LGE would have someone special lookin' out fer her...and vice versa.

Congratulations and FReegards...MUD

[dead culture watch]

Believe in the Righteousness of Yer Cause, then Endeavor Tirelessly to Make It So!!

Oh boy, am I ever...endeavoring that is....not sure about the tirelessly part...still sneezing and wheezing... and sick to death of box cars full of questions, but lots will be happening the first week in December...SHOWDOWN has been set. So, today, and every day until then, am eating my Wheaties, taking my vitamins, catching up on my sleep, working out in the gym followed by sauna and jacuzzi, allowing myself a little pampering....all to clear my head...and get ready to slay a dragon. Nasty business, this dragon slaying is.

At least it stopped raining....I may even shut this computer off and go for a walk to get some fresh air.

BTW, LGE is having password trouble...figures. So using DCW's access. (DCW and I met here at FR last spring! Just friendly conversation at first....neither looking for anything else....at first....just when you least expect it, miracles do happen!)

And again, thanks, Mud....for your tireless inspiration and encouragement....it HAS made a difference. May the Force be with you!!!!

LOL,LGE

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...I never realized what a Swingin' Singles happenin' place the FReeperForum has become...I feel like croonin' some RatPackSinatra!!

"...lots will be happening the first week in December...SHOWDOWN has been set."

That'll be interesting...please let me know how I can assist in publicizing yer efforts when the time is right.

"Nasty business, this dragon slaying is."

Not really...fer me, it's been quite invigorating and I haven't even gotten started yet!! When you know--beyond a Shadow of a Doubt--that you are Fighting on the Side of the Angels, Weariness Subsides, Energy Arrives in Waves, and Windmills Shall Topple!!

"BTW, LGE is having password trouble...figures. So using DCW's access."

LOL...you threw me off fer a second there...I didn't realize DCW had become so involved in yer Quest. Now I understand.

"And again, thanks, Mud....for your tireless inspiration and encouragement....it HAS made a difference. May the Force be with you!!!!"

Don't mention it, my FRiend...I've enjoyed every minute of it...and you get to meet such interesting folks.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW...my Alter-Ego MiddleEarth personality is Beorn the Berzerker, you'd swear he and I had been separated at birth both in physical appearance and general demeanor.

FReegards...MUD