"Black III"

FRiendsOfMarkEarley...calm...60%-35%!! ^ | 26 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

Open Letter to the Maja Rushie: "Eco-Terrorists to Blame For Anthrax Terrorism!!"

Pass me the damn ball, please...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Writ of Mandamus - originates from Old England common law and is an element in American's legal system today. Basically, it is a mechanism to order and enforce the performance of a specific public duty. If this is not done then a public explanation is required giving cause(s) why not."

Hey Elle Bee, you ever heard of this?! Clarity, any chance we could get some legal assistance in dealing with Mary Jo WhiteWash and McAuliffe/Torricelli via this here Writ of Mandemus?!

"Example, klintoon's disbarment proceeding in Arkansas was initiated/forced under a Writ of Mandamus."

Kewl...I hear NooYawkers are putting together a Recall Petition fer gettin' rid of the Pro-Terrorist HildaBeast...this War Against Terrorism could get really interesting.

"Janet Reno could have been acted upon via a Writ of Mandamus to reveal the LaBella memorandum ... she would have claimed "some priviledge" and the court would have had to decide ... A court decision becomes a "precedence" ... as in, for example, another klintoon ploy ... the so-called "protective right" priviledge which the Supreme Court ruled on ... setting a precedence for further Presidents. So, when in doubt ... let it snow "Writs of Mandamus."

Excellent analysis, my FRiend...methinks if we do like the Bard recommended and "First, Kill All the Lawyers", we'll create a Legal Loophole fer you and a few others.

LOL & FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...I never knew we even had a FReeper BumpList Register!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

If only we had a real POTUS..."The Return of Ronald Reagan: Forbes in 2000!!"

Dubyuh's doin' alright, though...MUD

BTW...in the attached thread, I find posts #34, #53, #70, #75, #77, #113 & #114 particularly compelling.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Congrats Uncle. Something had to make you that creative on a Saturday morning. Me...I'm barely able to hit the right keys on the keyboard -- after about 10 tries.

How 'bout a rendition of "Friend of the Devil" -- there ought to be a lot of fodder for your creativity in that one.

[M Kehoe]

Darn, Mud, can't get the tune out of my head.

OK, I may as well put in the tape and listen to it while I'm lurking.

Richmond has been put back. The buyer has had a problem, which should be corrected soon. Hopefully the next two to three weeks. You will get a heads up soon.

5.56mm

[Snow Bunny]

I just want to thank you Mud for all your songs, your wonderful posts and information and for being a FReeper, I am so glad we have meet in this ole cyber world.

I am blessed to know you, Thanks again for the music of truth.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Thanks Mud!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

I think "bump list" can be construed incorrectly,
it is not currently a list of names but a list of articles!
I think John has not finished with things yet though!
Will be a really nice facility when he finishes I am sure!

Heck of a thread by the way!

[Mudboy Slim]

Kristinn, Sauropod, Mudboy, Angelwood, & TrueBlackMan

Thanks, Ironman and the DeeCee FReepers...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Congrats Uncle. Something had to make you that creative on a Saturday morning."

Thank you, sir...got to bed early 'cuz I knew today was gonna be a long one.

"Me...I'm barely able to hit the right keys on the keyboard -- after about 10 tries."

A keyboardist...my Kingdom for a good, dependable keyboardist!!

"How 'bout a rendition of "Friend of the Devil" -- there ought to be a lot of fodder for your creativity in that one."

I've started that song a half-dozen times...you're Right, it is perfect fer FReepin'!! Got a lot on my plate this weekend, but I'll see what I can do soon enough!!

FReegards...MUD

[ChaseR]

<"JimRob, sir...is calling the EX-Traitor-in-Chief a "slimey bastard" against FR Rules?"

Nah, I constantly refer to bastard Bill Clinton as bastard.
BTTT

[Snow Bunny]

What a fantastic picture. I love it !!!!!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...can't get the tune out of my head. OK, I may as well put in the tape and listen to it while I'm lurking."

LOL...by the time I finish FReepin' a song, I can't stand to listen to it for a few days at least.

"Richmond has been put back."

Just let me know...MUD

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It was good to see you there.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It was good to see you there.

[Mudboy Slim]

"It was good to see you there."

Thanks, you too, my FRiend!! Now, if we can only get Dubyuh and Congress to implement the ideas we discussed, we will have made a lot of progress in our ongoing effort to Save The World...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Dubyuh, if yer folks are lurkin', add strong Vouchers element to Education Bill in Joint Committee, and begin process of gradually Block-Granting Federal Education Funds directly to States, then sunset Federal Education funding altogether by the end of your Second Term. We don't need no steeeenkin' Federal Department of Education!!! =^D

[Mudboy Slim]

"I constantly refer to bastard Bill Clinton as bastard."

And considering Slick's Mama's propensity to spread her charms to whoever bought her a drink...well, the B-Word is actually quite appropos!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...fantastic picture."

Thank ironman fer that one, but I took a bunch myself and will see about getting them developed ASAP. Lotta great folks there with a lotta American flags and patriotic comraderie...the DeeCeeFReepers are the best!! I can't wait 'til we get the Virginia Chapter of FReepers up and running so as to give them a helping hand more often.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...ironman, please let me know when the Hawaii Ironman is gonna be on TeeVee.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the music of truth."

The pleasure and honor is all mine, my FRiends. Thanks fer listenin'.

Utmost FReegards...MUD