"Black III"

FRiendsOfMarkEarley...calm...60%-35%!! ^ | 26 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[goldilucky]

Yeah when about 2/3 of the population is at a loss. Then it'll be to late.

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

200+...time to sack out fer a coupla hours.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yer very welcome, mi compadre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Yeah when about 2/3 of the population is at a loss. Then, it'll be too late.

Yer overlooking the INEVITABILITY of Right's Winning!!

Have Faith and Right Shall Prevail...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight tyranny...bold warriors of The Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!

Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...Left's Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's winning!!

Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's Winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL liars!
Right's Winning...come join the Noble Right...

Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

Right's Not To Be Denied, my FRiends!!

[backhoe]

Hullo, Slim... been trying to reply to you & others- bloody Web or something ( Carnivore? ) keeps freezing my browser, breaking the phone connection, etc.--

[palo verde]

hi Mudboy
your songs are great
I love them

Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Mudboy, I appreciate your songs and feelings
cause for me
our country will never be right and true
while a poor schnook sits in prison for shoplifting
while slick willy parades himself
after trying to take away our Constitution and become our dictator
Let the Law come to slick willy
I don't care that the case Bob Ray had him on
was the only proveable case
he is a brilliant criminal
and left no evidence
But if all credible allegations are brought to Law
and full investigation made
the truth would come out
and those who committed his crimes for him
would do time
Love, Palo

[Luis Gonzalez]

No problemo!

:-)

Luis

[Landru]

No-no-no...

I'm the dawg Vic, I'm the dawg...
You say, "SPEAK!"
Then...simply toss me the tasty tidbit when I've complied.
Those, are the rules.

...& a spot of a pre-95 Merlot in my dawgy dish to clear the ol' pallet?
~Be lauded by the national ASPCA as a humanitarian act of the highest order...

I'm grateful you've a sense of humor.
Really, I am. {g}

[Landru]

"Anyway, MUD's attempt to Slim down before the holidays is gonna take quite a hit if I don't get rid of a large percentage of this damn candy!!"

A monumental effort...no, make that bombastic endevour you've ahead of you, my friend & Patriot of renown.
(btw: just what year are you talkin' about here that this target-holiday you're aiming for? :o) )
Couldn't resist; especially after all the trouble you helped me get myself into with certain person or persons hereto unnamed?
I'll make-up to ya all the teasing with that tape I'm making; you'll really enjoy it...

"You want it...it's yers!!"

I bought two boxes of standard size candy bars; Three Musketeers, Snickers, Twixt, & Milky Way.
63pcs total.
I've half sitting in the freezer & lemme try to tell you something, Son...
I spend 90 minutes every-other-day in my gym to get the same results a kid like you gets for 40 minutes twice p/week.

No, Slim. I don't want your candies.
God bless you for asking. (/sarc)

I wonder...if I started-out driving for Mud's house in Richmond, VA right now?
Exactly how many of those candy bars would still be left by the time I arrived 48 hours later? (~neoclassical word problem...)

It's the latent engineer in me, is all. {G}

[Billie]

Thanks for the ping, Mud. Thanks for the plug, Anna & Mercuria. Really appreciate it. Come talk to us sometime!

[Reagan Man]

Ohh...and Jason Giambi re-signs with Oakland!!

Hadn't heard that yet.

The Yanks are in early discussion with the LA Bums to get Gary Sheffield and his current contract. There's got to be a better choice out there then Sheffield. Isn't he something of a lazy player?... a jerk?

If RJ beats the Yanks in game six, I agree, Schilling will throw 100+ pitches in game seven, but he'll do it in 5-6 innings. That's all. hehehehehehehe

[KLT]

Thank you MUD, but it ain't over till it's over, my Friend.....But I thank you for the congrats in advance.

Paul O'Neil is going to be missed!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Thank you kindly for your post, Mud. I don't watch much baseball, but I root for the Yankees.

Why the AZ Manager left the 22-year-old Kim in fer a second night in a row, I reckon we'll be debating that fer years…

Well, I guess they don't have anyone else who was better. :-)

And to think that with two outs in the bottom of the ninth, McCarver is talking about how the Yanks had scored less runs in a 5-game span than any team since the Black Sox of 1914 (not certain about the year)?!!

The Black Sox was in 1919.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hullo, Slim..."

Howdy neighbor...

"...been trying to reply to you & others- bloody Web or something..."

Not bitchin' or anything, but some of the problems we're dealing with here on FR have got to be Lefty Hacker-generated...I've had no problems getting on the other websites I haunt.

Good to see yer back, though...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, palo...my band, the Centaurs, are making excellent progress on the tune-age, so I'm hoping it won't be too long before we actually do turn these "lyrics" into some recorded songs!! Then the fun can really begin in earnest...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"our country will never be right and true
while a poor schnook sits in prison for shoplifting
while slick willy parades himself
after trying to take away our Constitution and become our dictator"

Couldn't agree with you more...bringing the EX-Traitor-in-Chief to Justice is a much larger issue than simply punishing a corrupt individual, it's all about the time-honored Principal of Equal Justice Fer All!!

"Let the Law come to slick willy
I don't care that the case Bob Ray had him on
was the only proveable case"

Sorry, my FRiend, but I must passionately disagree...there is AMPLE EVIDENCE to prove Clinton's Guilt on Perjury, Obstruction of Justice, Abuse of Power, Dereliction of Duty, Bribery, and TREASON. This doesn't even count the tougher-to-prove crimes of Rape, Conspiracy to Commit Murder, and Tyranny, but once the Ball of Justice gets rolling, I believe it entirely possible that folks will come forward and provide evidence of those crimes as well!!

"he is a brilliant criminal
and left no evidence"

Once again, I must virulently disagree!! The evidence is there, and further documentation of Clinton's Corruption will be brought to the fore as the criminal investigation proceeds. We've got enough evidence RIGHT NOW to Indict Clinton and hold him in Jail Without Bail (the Chi-Com Traitor is most certainly a flight risk!!) It's high time to git crackin'!!

Oh...and Clinton ain't nearly as "brilliant" as the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd would have you believe...do you really think he didn't cheat his way through every step of his education? The guy's a dolt and a fraud and wouldn't shouldn't waste one millisecond aggrandizing this Low-Life ScumBucket!!

"But if all credible allegations are brought to Law
and full investigation made
the truth would come out
and those who committed his crimes for him would do time"

And so it shall be...the pressure to make this happen will find its derivation at the grass-roots level. IMHO, the grass-roots group that'll lead the way in this Noble Quest Fer Justice will prove to be the FReepers and those organizations that have a strong FReeper influence!!

Justice Ain't Negotiable, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a spot of a pre-95 Merlot in my dawgy dish to clear the ol' pallet?"

You'll get yer usual Mogen-David 40/40 (aka MadDawg) and like it, DawgBoy!! =^D!!

Uppity pets...SHEEESH!! Next thing, you'll want us to knit you a li'l dawggie-sweater!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I spend 90 minutes every-other-day in my gym to get the same results a kid like you gets for 40 minutes twice p/week."

What're you benchin' these days, LargeTriceppedOne?!

"I wonder...if I started-out driving for Mud's house in Richmond, VA right now? Exactly how many of those candy bars would still be left by the time I arrived 48 hours later? (~neoclassical word problem...)"

The answer...NONE!! I've already brought in a bag of candy per day to the office...much to the chagrin of my weak-willed co-workers who cursed MUD fer his generosity as they gulped down Skittles, Twizzlers, Milk Duds, and various Hershey's confections...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...what route are you taking to get to Richmond from Indianny that could possibly take 48 hours. Gimme the word and I could be on yer front doorstep in 15 hours...as my Ol' Granpappy used to tell me, "If ya got somewheres to git, GIT THERE, BOY!!" The EX-Traitor-in-Chief will come to understand the relevancy of that statement to his own--precarious--status as a Free Man...LOL!!