Posted on 10/26/2001 3:22:36 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
for dixie,sw
Oh yea; I notice there's the absence of "TPW" on this ping list.
Why Mud!
...her *feelings*...
You're gonna hurt 'em, son.
BWWWWWAAAAAHAAAAAAA!! HEEEEEEEHAAAAA!!
As for Little Big Fraud®, I live for the day when Justice catches up with him and his cheap-jack worshippers and enablers!
"JUSTICE!!
The Victims Demand It...
The Families Demand It...
America Demands It...
FReedom Demands It!!"
Check this one out, folks...MUD
The Truth'll be known soon enough...MUD
WOW...you just gave me seven (7) good ideas...MUD
BTW...I already had my eye on "Good-Hearted Lib'ral" and "Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Lib'rals," but the other five will be equally good...THANKS!!
And I've got me an idear...MUD
Hopefully when you hear some of the 90 minute smorgasbord I throw together?
You might be inspired enough you'll immediately relegate *Jewel* to the, "Where Are They Now" file.
Hopefully... {g}
If nothing else you'll be afforded a cross-section of my tastes, while introduced to a few of the best Blues artists in my vast, comprehensive collection?
...and don't try that Spanish claptrapcrap on me either, bud.
I'm an American.
~Speak english! :o)
{i know--i know--i'm a dawg...}
FReegards...MUD
You thought right, bottom-feeder!!
MUD
Thanks, Dad, fer that li'l nugget!!
BTW...Lefty, do you realize that AT LEAST 1/3rd of the Threads you saw fit to bookmark have been deleted from FR circulation?!
And you have the chutzpah to call me a bottom-feeder...MUD
Oh...but thanks fer the bump all the same...MUD
"Not I!!" said the Prescient One...MUD
Utmost FReegards...MUD
Did you know that, JR?
Better call your broker, this is some important stuff we're learning here.
"...I always thought that you would be a cut above most of the bottom feeders around here."
It's lying JR & you know why, too.
"Or perhaps you are just throwing your children creamy little nuggets?"
Juicy little Liberal nuggets like "marsis' brain??
Goody. Taste like chicken McNuggets.
Marsis?
C'yaaa.
>>>~BOING~<<<
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