Wow! In addition to herpes, syphillis, and a MEAN case of genital warts, he's almost got the whole collection!
Doctor: Clinton, you have herpes, AIDS, crabs, syphillis and salmonella. We're going to start you on a diet of pizzas and pancakes.
Clinton: Will that cure me?
Doctor: No, but that's the only food we can slide under the door.