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Clinton Receives Salmonella
CNN | WJCLINTON

Posted on 10/25/2001 5:59:37 AM PDT by Fearless Flyers

He got himself in the news.


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To: Fearless Flyers
No wonder I couldn't find the article in CNN when I looked for it. It was under Polital Cartoon/Humor in the old style
161 posted on 10/25/2001 10:24:40 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: TLBSHOW
I'd love to hear Less ask Ari at the press conference today ask: Ex President Clinton has announced he was a target of a salmonella attack. Giving the medical history of the Presidents family are there any concerns of an attack from salmonella at this time?
162 posted on 10/25/2001 10:25:56 AM PDT by Fearless Flyers
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To: Fearless Flyers
Which came first, Clinton choking the chicken, or the chicken choking Clinton?
163 posted on 10/25/2001 10:27:57 AM PDT by hang 'em
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To: hoot2
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks I needed that.
164 posted on 10/25/2001 11:50:06 AM PDT by vidbizz
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To: Howlin
I did hear that maybe somebody sent him some food and it just went bad! Chicken salad? Miracle Whip?

Okay, but we are still left with the stuff being in a vial. Perhaps I don't have the proper definition of "vial"; but, chicken salad or miracle whip in a vial?

165 posted on 10/25/2001 12:14:41 PM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: Don Myers
"This guy never gets anything right. All of the incrowd is getting anthrax. And all he gets is this lousy salmonella."

This is going to create a whole new job classification of federal employees. Same as the old "tasters" that kings used to use, people that tasted the king's food first to make sure it wasn't poisoned. I can even see Leftie universities offering degrees in it. Anthrax Sniffing, Botulism Detection and Smallpox Scratching 101. There will be plenty of job openings, but successful students will have pretty short careers. Never again will the elite and the in-crowd ever open their own mail. Only expendable flunkies need apply.

166 posted on 10/25/2001 2:29:51 PM PDT by holyscroller
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To: holyscroller
Will these "Tasters" be served by seven virgins at their hospital bed?
167 posted on 10/25/2001 4:03:16 PM PDT by Fearless Flyers
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To: holyscroller
"Only expendable flunkies need apply."

He seemed to have no problem getting White House Interns to apply for the job. Maybe he still has a little pull?

168 posted on 10/25/2001 7:53:52 PM PDT by Don Myers
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To: ALOHA RONNIE
GREAT show!!! Thanks so much !!!!!!
169 posted on 10/25/2001 8:42:43 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: Zathras
sensual is using feathers and .............lol
170 posted on 10/25/2001 9:17:33 PM PDT by zip
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To: ALOHA RONNIE
Sorry I missed this one. I was downtown L.A.
171 posted on 10/25/2001 9:25:08 PM PDT by goldilucky
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To: razorback-bert
Check # 127, saw your other thread later.......Stay Safe Ya'll !
172 posted on 10/25/2001 11:13:30 PM PDT by Squantos
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To: Fearless Flyers
How come no one has mentioned it yet?

Clinton IS salmonella.

173 posted on 10/25/2001 11:19:07 PM PDT by Nogbad
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To: Fearless Flyers
The Great Anthrax Death Letter Shuffle
174 posted on 10/25/2001 11:24:58 PM PDT by crypt2k
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