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Posted on 10/24/2001 4:25:14 PM PDT by Tribulation Force

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To: ofMagog
We are not going to talk about apricot trees again. The last time, at your rates, I could have bought an entire damned orchard!-)
81 posted on 10/24/2001 5:09:44 PM PDT by beowolf
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To: Tribulation Force
My I mama gaga face to the banana patch?
82 posted on 10/24/2001 5:09:47 PM PDT by PjhCPA
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To: nothingnew
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.
83 posted on 10/24/2001 5:10:17 PM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson
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To: dandelion
shhhh, they aren't supposed to know.
84 posted on 10/24/2001 5:10:31 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Have you seen my chair?
85 posted on 10/24/2001 5:11:16 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: CounterCounterCulture
Cheese good. Meece bad. Cheesewatch very good!
86 posted on 10/24/2001 5:11:28 PM PDT by JenB
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To: ofMagog
Was she ever bitten by a moose?

I have never bitten that woman...well, I guess it depends on what the meaning of the word "bite" is...

}:-)4

87 posted on 10/24/2001 5:11:48 PM PDT by Moose4
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To: dandelion
Under the direction of supersecret government operatives, we have developed a cheese locator:

Code words: "I hate those meeses to pieces."

88 posted on 10/24/2001 5:12:01 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Homer_J_Simpson
"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow."

Here it goes now, the circular motion....rrrub it!

89 posted on 10/24/2001 5:12:04 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: beowolf
I gave you a discount, as I do with all street people.

Masochist and sadist get married.
Wedding night the masochist begs, "Beat me!"
Sadist replies, "Nooooooooo."

90 posted on 10/24/2001 5:12:50 PM PDT by ofMagog
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To: Tribulation Force
"Beef jerky tickles my tummy..............I get no kick from champagne. Cow breaks wind, sheep bark. Add up the knives, you get wassail."
91 posted on 10/24/2001 5:12:57 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: CounterCounterCulture
My nipples explode with delight!
92 posted on 10/24/2001 5:13:45 PM PDT by Hank Rearden
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To: eureka!
LOL! Tanks for the belli laf.
93 posted on 10/24/2001 5:13:51 PM PDT by Ben Chad
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To: WIMom
"Have you seen my chair?"

Well if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you.

94 posted on 10/24/2001 5:13:58 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: Tribulation Force
"..."castle anthrax"..... former coworker. Talk to me."

Castle ANTHRAX

Will Brian be there???

95 posted on 10/24/2001 5:14:05 PM PDT by SunnyUsa
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To: 70times7
Hey, no flame wars!
96 posted on 10/24/2001 5:14:07 PM PDT by WIMom
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To: johniegrad
Mine are always "stuck pig" strength.

Take it from a pro....you want the really high-pitched keening sound (almost a 'squeek', but sustained)...the 'stuck pig' while definately effective, is considered mundane by afficianados of 'the fine art'!-)

97 posted on 10/24/2001 5:14:30 PM PDT by beowolf
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To: Tribulation Force
Tap tap tap... Hey! What's this button for?

Whoaaaaaa!!!! The Altered Text

Ermmmmm.... Sorry...

98 posted on 10/24/2001 5:14:48 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: Tribulation Force
Do not approach moose. I repeat, DO NOT approach moose.
99 posted on 10/24/2001 5:15:02 PM PDT by dighton
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To: ofMagog
Where is Moose? What's the frequency Kenneth?
100 posted on 10/24/2001 5:15:09 PM PDT by Gasshog
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