Where are you?

[Hank Rearden]

Run Away!!! Run Away!!!

Indeed.

What was this thread about, again?

[lowbridge]

Holy crap!! It's THAT guy again!!!!! The ugly internet tie guy!!!!!

I'm getting tired of looking at him.

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Not So FAST....Give me ALL Your CHEESE!!!"

I'm sorry sir, but those are the wrong trousers.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Click on Fred

You are one kinky lady.

I like it.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"...May I mumble dogface in the banana patch..."

I knew I recognized that!

"And I want to massage your grandmother".

[CheneyChick]

Ha ha ha. Fred RULES! CC :)

[American Preservative]

In keeping with the subtheme of this thread...geez, cheeze! I didn't know that. Sigh. : (

Thanks, Lent.

Maybe, if he didn't say, "forever," he'll return someday...we can hope, can't we?

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

"...And I want to massage your grandmother..."

Yep - Ol' Stevie boy is funny....

If memory serves, that line follows...

"...a shoe with cheese on it, force it down my throat ..."

[spectr17]

Who wanted that cheese-booger?

[Iam4theRepublic]

I'm here!, Minding my own buisness, when my MOM sends me this post,(link). Hey Claudia!(ConsiderTheLilys) I'm actually glad to take a break for something fun.

= How many other people here have a Mom on Free?

[jjbrouwer]

Off topic: You have a thing about penguins, don't you?

On topic: what the hell is this?!

[Neets]

It is breakfast time yet?

[SunnyUsa]

Hi, Did "SHE" ever show up on this thread?

I ate too much cheese, and had to sleep it off!

[SunnyUsa]

"What was this thread about, again?"

It's an age old story I believe:

Boy Meets Girl
..........Girl posts on Free Republic.
..............Boy posts "WHERE ARE YOU?" vanity thread
................Girl Hides the Cheese!

[ofMagog]

I've been around the world several times, been shot at and hit and killed the feller what done it, attended county fairs, listened to country music, witnessed a hanging, reluctantly attended political rallies, and barely escaped a forced baptism in Alabama, but this is quite possibly the worst experience I have ever suffered. I have worked in emergency rooms and seen about everything under the moon, including a very strange fellow on drugs with a screwdriver stuck in his forehead who sat on a bench jabbering to himself while waiting his turn to be seen, but the reply by Miss Marple at #290 above is the most gross thing on the planet. Shame should run down her leg and squish in her shoes. It scared Bait half to death. If it weren't for the honor of the thing, I'd just as soon not seen it. I'll have bad dreams for months.

[JenB]

Good grief, it's still going on? I guess I underestimated the power of cheese!

[ofMagog]

I couldn't sleep. Arenal erupted all night.

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[rocknotsand]

Non-lactal cheese hasn't been mentioned yet...

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