[Sokol]

Would you like fries with that?

[Wolfie]

McBambi Sandwich, anyone?

[DouglasKC]

The deer had to take a dump. The bathroom door was open, so it walked in, closed the door behind it, and then realized it didn't have hands to operate the knob so it was stuck. It died from fright when it realized it was going to be discovered with it's pants down.

No mystery here. Move along.

[wysiwyg]

"I think it was an isolated incident," he said.

Nothing to see here. Not related to 9/11. Move along. LOL
McBambi Sandwich with Fries! Sounds like McRoadkill to me!

[arielb]

maybe it died because it was hit by one of our GPS bombs that malfunctioned

[Focault's Pendulum]

Damn deer didn't know enough to stay at a Holiday Inn.

[Senator Pardek]

"There were no signs of forced entry."

Thank goodness.

[sasquatch]

under a sink in the men's bathroom

...she came in through the bathroom window...

[fnord]

maybe it came in thru the drain ... I had an alligator do that once

[Wm Bach]

That's the closest thing to good meat you'll ever find under the yellow arches.

[SAMWolf]

Trying out the new "Sour Doe" biscuits?

[OldFriend]

Desperate slick willie visiting Arkansas?

[Clemenza]

Anyone know the main difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

[maxwell]

Whaddya expect, dude. It's Arkansas, for God's sake.