Posted on 10/23/2001 10:25:39 AM PDT by NYCVirago
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:01:45 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
BILL CLINTON. So sharp you could cut your finger just shaking hands with him. And so fast. And so smooth. And so easy. And with such a smile.
Backstage at the Concert for New York, the man's working it. Surrounded by photogs, handlers, security, autographers, handshakers. Amidst this mob I ask: "So, if you were still the USA's main man, how differently would you handle this Osama bin Laden deal?"
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And I know exactly what it feels like to be second-guessed. I don't think any of us should be doing that right now.
Since Day One of this crisis, Clinton has been exhorting us not to "second guess" Bush. By continually repeating that phrase, it sounds like that's exactly what he wants us to do.
I'll bet she only had one hand on the keyboard while she wrote that.
Mr. Ford appears to be quite observant.
Ewwwwwww! Imagine what you could catch through a break in the skin!
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Heh heh... I don't understand any of them. I was born and raised in a small hispanic town in New Mexico.
Watching an episode of Seinfeld?--I may as well be watching the International Channel for all the sense any of it makes to me.
Clinton: "I would get Monica's head off my lap and ask her what she thought about it."
Note to Adams: Clinton was never the USA's "main man." In fact, I would use the term "man" loosely.
It's a Jew thaing. IMHO the funniest series EVER on television. My brother, who has lived in Germany for the past 25 years says that they show it over there dubbed in German. He loves the show, and always makes a point to watch it when he's here in the States. But he says that the show just isn't funny in German.
OTH, he said that the German dubbed "Married with Children" is much funnier than the original American English version. I don't speak German, but somehow I can't imagine how that could be.
Of course, he has to get the I word in. The bastard.
Lizzie Grubman is the "PR princess", as the Post calls her, who backed up her Mercedes SUV and ran over 15 people outside a club in the Hamptons. She is alleged to have had a snit over the bouncer of the club asking her to move her illegally parked car -- she was quoted as telling him "BLEEP you, white trash" before backing up her car. Anyhow, this was a huge story in the papers before September 11 -- Ms. Grubman claims it was all a "horrible accident," but she fled the scene of the crime and stalled cops so that they couldn't give her a DWI/drug test that night. Cindy Adams, the columnist who wrote this Clinton suck-up column, has been virtually alone in defending this woman.
Hillary, on the other hand, seems to think that her very prescence, as a senator, will guarantee her a platform... free from ANY visible, immediate criticism. That she was allowed to show up for this venu can only be due to an enormous screw-up on her 'handlers' part. She, herself, has no clue as to who 'likes' her and who doesn't. Did you notice how that phony smiling, puffy cheeked, face turned to a strained, hateful, hollow faced visage... all within the 20 seconds she was on. Too wonderfull to hope for!
Most humor is funniest in its native tongue. VERY FEW things are funny at all in German, and usually only those that originate in the German. An exception is material translated into German that either has no direct translation or is translated LITERALLY...which can be hysterical!
I don't remember specifics, but some company was making its products in Japan and wanted to sell them in France. Rather than hiring a translator, the company translated the owner's manual itself. Only one problem: the company had only Japanese-to-Portuguese and Portugese-to-French dictionaries on hand. They couldn't find a Japanese-to-French dictionary, so they used the other two. The resulting laugh riot was funnier than any of those mis-translated signs you see passed around in email.
Michael
I really wish people would stop posting things about this slime. He's like a bad car wreck. I just can't look away.
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