Posted on 10/18/2001 10:00:24 AM PDT by ResistorSister
Here is the plan:
Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even men in turbans tremble.
We have had our children, we would gladly die/suffer to protect them and their future.
Most of us would like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already.
And for those who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning; therefore, we have nothing to lose.
Let us go and fight!
The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes all through their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congressman.
You should, too.
I love being pampered and protected...
Just call me, Princess!
I admit it...I am a CAP
Conservative American Princess
LOL!
It's totally unfair to make me spit coffee all over my monitor after a comment like that! I'll enlist - I'm closer to menopause than puberty and do a pretty good mama-bear routine . . . .sign me up!
You're in, MAMA BEAR!
BTW...Im single and cant seem to do my own laundry....now you know why I am looking for converts. LOL
You are forgive...and admired.
The tough ones for me to handle are my daughers who are in their prime child bearing and raising years.
Last week end I called my oldest daugher just to chat.
She growled, "What do you want?"
I said, " I just wanted to tell you I love you."
She spat out, "That's what you tell all your Daughters."
She had me there.. I do tell them all that I love them. It was just a surprise that it would be held against a father by a daughter.
After a pause she said, "HE, wants to talk to you."
When it goes from an overheard "Honey, Do you want to talk to Dad?" to a direct "HE wants to to you." I know "HE" is in deep doo doo too.
When Dads and Husbands deteriorate to 'YOU' and 'HE' there is no hope for mercy.
When she handed him the phone I said, "Tough, huh?" He said, "If she wasn't so good in bed, I'd divorce her."
We have been holding prayer vigils for him and he should be out of intensive care by next week.
Just send my daughter, She has destroyed more men accidentally than most women could on purpose.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Just send my daughter, She has destroyed more men accidentally than most women could on purpose.
LOL! Tears are rolling down my cheeks...too funny.
There you go braggin'
Tell your wife she is welcomed to join! ;-)
Do they even wear socks?
(*smile*)
Hand her a M16 and several clips. Then just before she was pushed out of the door, tell her that she would not be able to eat, no chocolate, no hormones, and not get her hair and nails finished until she and her sisters killed every Taliban jerk. Then do the same to your other women warriors.
The ground war would be over very soon! Helicopters could land with hair and nail saloons. To get their hair and nails done, just bring a half dozen heads of the bullies! Hormones, chocolate and food would require another half dozen heads!
Once the cowardly Arabs in Irag, Iran, Saudi Arabia and other homes of Arab thugs/bullies heard about what happened to their Afghan buds. They would immediately stop all donations to the bad Arabs and open up their countries in gesture of peace!
LOL!
So here is your, I have to leave for school "ping"
ROFL!!!
I noticed our dear MadIvan is much more of a gentleman about the fluffiness of American women...its why we love you Brit boys so...
but as we say here in America: close, but no cigar!!
Bombs away!!!
Ladies, before you ask, I tried to stop them...but they were gone before I got there.
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