[Grampa Dave]

What I know of my bride of 40 years, she would be a lot more effective if deprived of chocolate and her hormones. Then don't feed her 24 hours before the air drop. Then just before the air drop chip her fingernails and throw dirty water on her hair!

Hand her a M16 and several clips. Then just before she was pushed out of the door, tell her that she would not be able to eat, no chocolate, no hormones, and not get her hair and nails finished until she and her sisters killed every Taliban jerk. Then do the same to your other women warriors.

The ground war would be over very soon! Helicopters could land with hair and nail saloons. To get their hair and nails done, just bring a half dozen heads of the bullies! Hormones, chocolate and food would require another half dozen heads!

Once the cowardly Arabs in Irag, Iran, Saudi Arabia and other homes of Arab thugs/bullies heard about what happened to their Afghan buds. They would immediately stop all donations to the bad Arabs and open up their countries in gesture of peace!

[ResistorSister]

I love a man, who really understands how a woman thinks and who knows what really motivates us!

LOL!

[TheRealLobo]

Grampa, tell them the Taliban took all the long length normal size jeans and left nothing except a couple of pairs of pants in yellow and purple plaid that can ONLY be hand washed and hung dry. (Ya'll might can tell that I went shopping at the mall with Mrs Lobo this past weekend).

Ladies, before you ask, I tried to stop them...but they were gone before I got there.