Posted on 10/18/2001 10:00:24 AM PDT by ResistorSister
Here is the plan:
Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even men in turbans tremble.
We have had our children, we would gladly die/suffer to protect them and their future.
Most of us would like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already.
And for those who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning; therefore, we have nothing to lose.
Let us go and fight!
The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes all through their godforsaken terrain.
I'm going to write my Congressman.
You should, too.
Here's my favorite:
Q: How do you know when women are about to say something smart?
A: No one does, because they never are.
When we get a few in our grip....I am thinking about that movie "Extremities" with Farah Fawcett and of course, the "Clockwork Orange" brainwash machine; show them pictures of women wearing western clothes, studying in school, driving a car, giving birth. Pipe in music like "I am Woman Hear Me Roar", "I Got A New Attitude", "You're So Vain". We can make the slave boy Taliban do our laundry, clean our houses, give us pedicures. We can send video of these girly-men doing our chores to all media outlets and parade them through the streets of Kabul wearng aprons and yellow rubber gloves.
I think I would give Osama to Mistress Sabryna and her dungeon for a few days to work some magic on him. She would have him crying like a baby. From what I understand...Misogynists like being humiliated by women....hehehe... :o
FRegards,
Lobo (hiding in his den til the women forget about this)
Do we really want them to LIKE it?
Get use to a liquid diet, Lobo!
Think of it as 'Taming of the Brew :o
You American women have been spoiled by American men and don't know how good you've got it.
In Afghanistan, the men would have you wearing a potato sack whenever you go out in public. Try sassing back to a member of the Taliban, and you'll be slapped around more than Oprah in The Color Purple.
You have no idea how much us American guys pamper -- and protect -- you!
Talk about doing less laundry.
My husband has been doing his own laundry for over 20 years.
It all started years ago, when he was going to "teach" me how to NOT lose socks in the wash/dryer.
I kept trying to tell him that the lint in the dryer was the missing socks...but he didn't buy it.
So, for about 2 weeks he continued to try to teach me how to NOT lose socks...I just could not learn.
Finally, he gave up and has done his own laundry ever since.
It really worked out well for our family because all of the kids are under the impression that everyone should do their own laundry.
And they have all learned not to lose socks!
Well, I DID do this, and this, and this.
Do you forgive me? :)
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