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American Women Can Win This War !
Email | 10/18/2001 | A Realistic Woman

Posted on 10/18/2001 10:00:24 AM PDT by ResistorSister

Here is the plan:

Think about it:

Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even men in turbans tremble.

We have had our children, we would gladly die/suffer to protect them and their future.

Most of us would like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already.

And for those who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning; therefore, we have nothing to lose.

Let us go and fight!

The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes all through their godforsaken terrain.

I'm going to write my Congressman.

You should, too.


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To: ResistorSister
That reminds me of my current favorite joke... Q: How do you know when men are about to say something smart? A: It starts with "My wife says..."

Here's my favorite:

Q: How do you know when women are about to say something smart?

A: No one does, because they never are.

61 posted on 10/18/2001 12:31:54 PM PDT by Orbiting_Rosie's_Head
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To: ResistorSister
Im thinking too...once our Afghani sisters get a load of us....they will glady pick up arms against the Taliban.

When we get a few in our grip....I am thinking about that movie "Extremities" with Farah Fawcett and of course, the "Clockwork Orange" brainwash machine; show them pictures of women wearing western clothes, studying in school, driving a car, giving birth. Pipe in music like "I am Woman Hear Me Roar", "I Got A New Attitude", "You're So Vain". We can make the slave boy Taliban do our laundry, clean our houses, give us pedicures. We can send video of these girly-men doing our chores to all media outlets and parade them through the streets of Kabul wearng aprons and yellow rubber gloves.

I think I would give Osama to Mistress Sabryna and her dungeon for a few days to work some magic on him. She would have him crying like a baby. From what I understand...Misogynists like being humiliated by women....hehehe... :o

62 posted on 10/18/2001 12:46:20 PM PDT by BossLady
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To: ResistorSister; BossLady; KentuckyWoman; MissAmericanPie
Ladies, Ladies, calm down. The Taliban guys did NOT call you fat....Uh, they DID say that they think your sister is prettier though.

FRegards,
Lobo (hiding in his den til the women forget about this)

63 posted on 10/18/2001 1:02:49 PM PDT by TheRealLobo
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To: Orbiting_Rosie's_Head
Uh. Yeah. Ok.
64 posted on 10/18/2001 1:14:03 PM PDT by ResistorSister
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To: Marobe
I can do better than that, lol. As the Taliban and Al Quada men are led away to prisoner of war camps they get to march slack jawed past a bonfire of burning Baqar's (those robes they make women wear), and the sight of their women receiving their first lessons in self defense and small arms use. Talk about a whole new world, lol.
65 posted on 10/18/2001 1:15:12 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: BossLady
Misogynists like being humiliated by women

Do we really want them to LIKE it?

66 posted on 10/18/2001 1:18:00 PM PDT by ResistorSister
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To: TheRealLobo
hiding in his den til the women forget about this

Get use to a liquid diet, Lobo!

67 posted on 10/18/2001 1:19:52 PM PDT by ResistorSister
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To: Neenah
How about it...do you want to join? ;-)
68 posted on 10/18/2001 1:20:31 PM PDT by ResistorSister
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To: ResistorSister
LOL The one with the holes looks especially good :)
69 posted on 10/18/2001 1:26:29 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
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To: ResistorSister
Honest, THEY said it, not me! I think you're MUCH prettier than your sister. And if that was a picture of you shooting, you're prettier than MY sister too. :)
70 posted on 10/18/2001 1:26:58 PM PDT by TheRealLobo
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To: grellis
My mother always said speak loudly and carry a wooden spoon. And never chase them dear, they should come to you :)
71 posted on 10/18/2001 1:28:33 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane
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To: TheRealLobo
Be warned....women have REALLY long memories.
72 posted on 10/18/2001 1:39:21 PM PDT by KentuckyWoman
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To: TheRealLobo
Be warned....women have REALLY long memories.
73 posted on 10/18/2001 1:39:24 PM PDT by KentuckyWoman
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To: ResistorSister
Well I am viewing this as a psychological war as well as a physical one. LOL Any way to break 'em in, do less housework and laundry is my personal goal.

Think of it as 'Taming of the Brew :o

74 posted on 10/18/2001 1:40:28 PM PDT by BossLady
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To: TheRealLobo
THEY said it...and YOU didn't do anything about it?

Like I said, Get Use To A Liquid Diet!

 

:-)

75 posted on 10/18/2001 1:41:34 PM PDT by ResistorSister
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To: KentuckyWoman
See message 70. :)
76 posted on 10/18/2001 1:41:53 PM PDT by TheRealLobo
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To: TheRealLobo
So much for chivilary, I see. And I thought I could count on the gentlemen on FReep to take up for the conservative ladies......LOL
77 posted on 10/18/2001 1:45:19 PM PDT by KentuckyWoman
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To: ResistorSister
Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even men in turbans tremble.

You American women have been spoiled by American men and don't know how good you've got it.

In Afghanistan, the men would have you wearing a potato sack whenever you go out in public. Try sassing back to a member of the Taliban, and you'll be slapped around more than Oprah in The Color Purple.

You have no idea how much us American guys pamper -- and protect -- you!

78 posted on 10/18/2001 1:50:08 PM PDT by 537 Votes
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To: BossLady
do less housework and laundry

Talk about doing less laundry.

My husband has been doing his own laundry for over 20 years.

It all started years ago, when he was going to "teach" me how to NOT lose socks in the wash/dryer.

I kept trying to tell him that the lint in the dryer was the missing socks...but he didn't buy it.

So, for about 2 weeks he continued to try to teach me how to NOT lose socks...I just could not learn.

Finally, he gave up and has done his own laundry ever since.

It really worked out well for our family because all of the kids are under the impression that everyone should do their own laundry.

And they have all learned not to lose socks!

79 posted on 10/18/2001 1:50:15 PM PDT by ResistorSister
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To: ResistorSister
You said :"THEY said it...and YOU didn't do anything about it?"

Well, I DID do this, and this, and this.

Do you forgive me? :)

80 posted on 10/18/2001 1:54:21 PM PDT by TheRealLobo
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