[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

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[ABC123]

Thanks. I needeed some GOOD giggles.

[Newbomb Turk]

From my 15 year old daughter. What will Osama bin laden be for halloween ? DEAD.

[The Great RJ]

There once was a man named Osama,
Who suffered a serious trauma
When his father said, "Son,
I screw camels for fun,
And you really resemble your mama."

[Lady Jag]

"you know your government is no good, when the wealthiest guy in the country lives in a cave."

what a joke.

[Tench_Coxe]

A Yooper bin Laden joke:

Another terrorist has been found in L'Anse ( a city in Michigan's U.P. )--Aino bin Loggin

OK. Only a Yooper would get it. It's a Yooper joke, OK?

[jws3sticks]

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

GWB, a former civil engineer, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

GWB says, "Fill it with equal parts of pig fat and concrete."

[daisyscarlett]

I got this Bin Laden joke in my email yesterday so maybe you have not heard it yet:

Bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into he realm of the future she finds the answer:

"You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?" Bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic.
"When ever you die, it'll be a Jewish Holiday.

[mtg]

I've got a good joke to play on the Taliban.

How 'bout we create hand grenades, that when you pull the pin, super glue comes seeping out. We could send them a few hundred cases.

Can you just imagine when they go to throw them, "Fire in the ho...ly sh**!"

[Republicanus_Tyrannus]

Okay. A joke. A Star Trek/Bin Laden joke:

Q: You've seen Star Trek, Next Gen, DS9, and Voyager, right? You've noticed that there are a plethora of races and nationalities? Like Russians (Chekov), Swahili(Uhura), Japanese (Sulu), Southron (McCoy), Russian Jewish (Worf's Adoptive Parents); hell, even French (Picard)?

Do you know why there are no Arabs/Afghans?

A: Because it's in the FUTURE.

[red-dawg]

Osama Bin Rotten still can't figure out America's ways.
I got this is the mail.

[PA Engineer]

The year is 2032

A father and his son are walking through NYC. as they pass through Southern Manhattan, the little boy looks at his father and says "Dad, what are the Twin Towers?" The father replies "The Twin Towers were two buildings that the Arabs destroyed 30 years ago"

The boy thinks about this for a while and finally asks "Dad, what are Arabs?"

[Osinski]

That was good.

[tubebender]

Did you hear that Dirt First sent a group of protesters to Afganastan? They heard there is a guy over there that's been loggin.

[surfer]

Bin Laden you can run and run but your just going to end up dying tired!

[daisyscarlett]

Under the assumption that not everyone reads the Guild and/or USO threads, I am going to repost this Maxine cartoon, courtesy of Billie and Louie.

[Snow Bunny]

HLL..... this thread is great !!! I bet there are tons of jokes out there about this Osama. Thanks so much.

[FReethesheeples]

;^)

Subliminal Coded message to Osama:

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US."

[oldvike]

For some absolutely hilarious Bin Laden cartoons, jokes and games go to NewGrounds.com

[freekitty]

Really funny.