U.S. CITIZEN WANTS TO JOIN JIHAD AGAINST AMERICA

The New York Post ^ | October 15, 2001 | JOHN LEHMANN

[MrBambaLaMamba]

Hang him from a sour apple tree.

[Bigg Red]

Dyson said he had heard many Muslims in Portland say they were prepared to join the jihad.

Calling all Porland, Maine FReepers.....

[deathtoallterrorists]

Do you really think there is a douche bag named Isanu Dyson?

[Frumanchu]

And in other news, the United States Air Force notified the New York Post that a C-17 Globemaster III mistakenly dropped its full payload of fresh, moist elephant dung on a residence in Portland, Maine. USAF representatives said the dung was being brought in for testing as a possible supplement to the munitions being used in Afghanistan.

Portland officials could not comment on whether or not the resident, Isanu Dyson, had survived the burial, but assured the Post that he "wasn't worth digging through the sh*t to find."

[ChinaThreat]

Can anybody post this FU(%3r$ address?

[Goddess50]

Just a quick observation...if this guy's unemployed, who's supporting him......the US welfare system...or his buddies in Afganistan?

[SoDak]

How in the world is he doing any good for his son if he's unemployed and crazy? Is crazy a requirement for turning muslim? This one needs to go NOW He's picked his side.

[Jerry_M]

"Dyson, who is unemployed..."

A productive fifth-generation American? I say that we give him a one-way plane ticket to Afghanistan. The Jihad needs more able bodied men. Of course, the most recent FAA rules won't allow him to take his dagger or sword, so maybe he can take a young child along with him to trade for an AK-47.

[Bigg Red]

Dyson, who is unemployed...

How does he live? Does the Great Satan send him checks? I say somebody should kick his scraggly streisand all the way to Kabul.

[Charles Martel]

Decisions, decisions.

Gold Sabers, or HydraShocks.

Go ahead and splurge. Get some gen-u-wine Black Talons for Mr. Jihad. They're still around, just visit a local gun show. Nice big hollowpoint cavities, too - more than enough room for bacon bits.

[Israel]

Muslim Loyalties are Correct

The highest allegiance a man has belongs to his god. I have to respect my enemy who shows more character than most Christians and Jews, who for the most part are more devoted to this world than to God.

[DanMartin]

Send him to Afghanistan.

[Dan from Michigan]

Maybe something will happen to him on the highway or something....or a very fast car in his neighboorhood...

[MissAmericanPie]

Sure ignore the sad little s**t, just because those just like him are ramming jets into buildings and mailing out antrax is no reason to pay him any attention, and just because he "claims" many other Muslim sad sacks want to join a jihad, ehhhh just ignore it, move on, nothing to see here. I think he is pretty lucky that hate crimes legislation is in place to protect scum like him and that he lives in a nation of law abiding citizens.

[Pericles]

My version is posted in the Foreign Affairs section for the regualr foreign policy buffs (that is why I added the link and why I missed the first posting, I almost never check out the current affairs section). Read my link its a must!

[Semper911]

Two in the hat.

[undergroundwarrior]

You got the story wrong. It was PIG shit.

[deathtoallterrorists]

WHAT?

[artios]

Is this not open treason?

[vannrox]

Portland, Maine!!!

Wow! Don't you guys get this? Portland Maine was where two of the Hijackers went to JUST before they crashed the Boston departed flight into the WTC. Now, it may be more than just a coincidence, but what the two terrorists were doing in Portland has been well questioned. It's a big big mystery. Now, there may be no connection... but perhaps they really might have some kind of connection.

I think that it should be looked into.