Posted on 10/10/2001 7:36:20 AM PDT by Skooz
Someone please give me advice as to how I can get this horrid song out of my mind. I have always hated this song, and haven't heard it in years, but somewhere in the depths of my subconscious, it has hatched--like a delayed-action explosive device concocted in hell.
The song? "Long-Haired Lover From Liverpool" by Jimmie Osmond. This particular ditty was sprung on an unsuspecting world in the early 1970s. I hated it the first time I heard it ion the radio, and cannot stand it now. But, last week it just popped into my mind and it plays over and over. AAAAAaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Please what can I do to make it stop?
I think you're right. Which one did "Crimson and Clover" (over and over)?
Try humming any of the following:
The Cassions Go Rolling Along
Anchors Aweigh
Off We Go
The Marine's Hymn
Semper Paratus.
Hail to the Chief (words provided upon request)
Even if it doesn't work people will know that you support the President and our troops.
Glad to help.
Hey... Antidote for that from '75...
"Black Water."
Check out The Brady Boomers for more.
How do you sleep at night?
THAT was Tommy James and the Shondells, along with 'Crystal Blue Persuasion', remember that one? Hmmm...more signs of a misspent youth.
LOL!
You will go into a deep coma, when you awaken, you're problem should be solved.
Clifford: Here, straight from their two-week engagement under Carnegie Hall,
are The Irish Rodents.
Rats:
[slow]
When I was a young lad
In old County Cork,
My father said, "son,
don't eat with a fork."
No need to say thank you
No need to say please...
A rat is a natural born lover of cheese!
Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!
[fast]
Ohhhh! there's cheddar, swiss, muenster, limberger, jalisco,
Cream, edam, ricotti, havarti, romano,
American, feta, blue, colby [something]
Gouda, [something] jack, mozzarella, and brie...
Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!
[another verse]
Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!
Ohhhh! there's cheddar, swiss, muenster, limberger, jalisco
Cream, edam, ricotti, havarti, romano, and brie.
[slow]
Oh camembert, the knives,
The knives are carving,
Mozzarella-rella, mozzarella cheese!
Sure there's one kind of cheese,
Brings a rat to his knees,
'Tis the kind dear old mom used to steal
[spoken]
Grab your toast points boys, we're going skinny dipping! Yay!
[rats dive into cheese pot]
Sayboooooooooooooooo! (achoo-moo-moo)
That part gets me every time. (sniff)
HEY MACARENA!!!!!!
We all know the answer to that one. That song was belched up from the bowels of hell to torment mankind.
All I can say is, we'd better take bin Laden out before he discovers The DeFranco Family...
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