UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!

October 6, 2001 | parsifal

[Cultural Jihad]

"Depleted Uranium" or "Dumb Undercrats" ...

Woo Hoo! I always said the vast majority of Democrats are not IDEOLOGICAL Democrats, and that their religion is NOT the Democratic Party. They care more about raising their families than in supporting the ideologue's moral-liberal goals of proselytizing pornography, perversion, promiscuity, prostitution, obscenity, sodomy, homosexuality, and abortion. This Democratic Overground individual should not be seen as a traitor to them, but as a patriot to ALL Americans.

[parsifal]

Great work!!! That did not take long at all! Please send that info via fax to that number I gave you. I will freepmail to you-know-who. Thanks. parsifal.

[Jhoffa_]

No problem..

All the resources of Jhoffa_stan are at your disposal.

(curtsey)

[parsifal]

Thank you for the encouragement! I assume that you are onboard? Jhoffa has already found some and has suggested a new wrinkle to the hidden agenda part. parsy.

[xinga]

Good luck on your project parsifal. When laying out a false trail you might want to use the Canary Trap.

[parsifal]

How true. The idiots banned me and I am a Democrat!

[nopardons]

Oh darn, darn, darn.

You can count on me ; I'll do my part. : - )

[Diddle E. Squat]

Upon intricate inspection and drawing on my vast background in Marco Polo studies, the brick's imprint pattern and measurements are consistent with those of a palace brick of Han origin from the Ming Dynasty, and my portable carbon-dating kit correlates this with a 15th century reading. Furthermore, a faint imprint of "Made In China" adorns one corner. Should I be worried?

I surmise that the DU is mounting a stealth attack. Is this the start of the Jackass Jihad?

[nopardons]

I'll see you with having been spit on by a walrus. Have you any idea how much water a walrus' mouth holds ?

[glock rocks]

sorry i was gone so long. a raccoon seems to have eaten one of the guy wires that
holds my broadband transceiver to the tower.
to make it short, your transmission seems to have been rerouted to alpha centauri.

my dog (no, a different dog) and i have just finished translating the return
message, and it may portend a security breach.
it appears your directive was returned, yes, but it, um...
okay. it was returned to a dairy barn in rupert idaho in 1948. it was sent, sadly,
transcribed in RCA1802 assembly language. i did notice an error in their floating point routine. it's now fixed.

it may still be somewhere in idaho, maybe in a collector / antique shop in burley or, well, um,

any idaho freepers with ideas?

[monkeyshine]

Yep, they banned me, too. They are not realy for "Democrats" as I see it they are way too defensive about their leftist positions to care about the party as a whole. They don't really want to hear from centrists, blue-dogs, libertarians, anti-federalist liberals, and other factions of their own party -- they often call them Freepers, distruptors, infiltrators, etc. They seem to only want utopians, leftists, greens, socialists and communists, and have dozens of moderators to ensure that the site remains ideologically homogenous.

Happily, your plan will put them in their place for good.

[parsifal]

That is not one of our bricks. We use ACME! Be careful!

[parsifal]

I have to hit the sack. mrs.parsifal is angry. 1:39 AM here. I'll leave the fax on in the other room so if you get any hits you can send them straight thru. Thanks and good night. parsifal.

[parsifal]

I don't know if it will put them in their place, but they will certainly remember us. So will every one else! I think we'll make it. Just looking for insurance at this point. Anyway, nite-nite! See you tomorrow.

[Dixielander]

Im overcome with curiosity. Please, please freepmail me one of your plans, even if it is a false one.

I pledge that I'm not a DemocRAT, never have been, nor ever will be.

DemocRATS are VERMIN

[Major Matt Mason]

Mind you, moose bites can be nasty! (I said, in my best John Cleese impersonation).

[IncPen]

I just got my FReepmail...

OK everyone, get out your VRWC decoder rings...

The code is ...

Red... 6... Left... 11... 23...

[Feiny]

No I don't. But, I can tell you that the velocity at which taper urine is excreted is enough to knock a 8 year old girl off a fence & ensure that her family never lets her forget that humiliating experience.

For those who don't know, taper piss shoots out horizontally. I can laugh about it now, but it took decades to live down!

[Bump in the night]

Pssssttt! (whispers)We're over here now!(/whispers)

[Bump in the night]

Spelled your name wrong. lmao. See post #99