UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!

October 6, 2001 | parsifal

[parsifal]

Update-Update-Update!!!!

I am sorry not to have responded sooner to many replies and freepmails. I had two errands to run and Lawrence Welk Show to watch with teenagers. I have been busy doing background research for the project. I have freepmailed Jim Robinson and am awaiting his approval and input before I kick-off project. I apologize to so many of you for not letting you in on the details.

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

I assure you that the duplicity will make sense in the end. I thought I was being paranoid when I first hatched this plan and the related disinformation campaign. But I see from links here that DU is spying on us. I do not think there is anything that they can do at this point to derail the real plan, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care.

Please bump this just so that we can all stay in touch. I do not need any more volunteers right for the main project. However, I appreciate all monitoring that you can do at DU related to banned posters at that site and their activism projects. With the help of DU, bartcop, and the other demo sites, this will be a rousing sucess.

Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.

[sweetliberty]

At least you got a freepmail. I feel SO insignificant! I followed this thread AND "theirs" until I could stay awake no longer....and back first thing this morning. And nothing. I'm crushed.

[Twodees]

Well, here is a super secret coded message broadcast in the clear so's to confuse'em:

Ignert armies clash by night.

Y'all double-naught spies are too cool.

If y'all get caught, be sure to eat the poisoned Moon Pie I put in y'all's double-naught spy lunch buckets. That way you will croak before you can tell anything.

[gorush]

bump

[TLBSHOW]

Switched? LOL behind enemy lines........

[WhiteKnuckles]

Thanks for the heads up.

Although I've been committed on numerous occasions I guess I don't rank for this operation :(

That's OK. I work better alone!

[piasa]

If y'all get caught, be sure to eat the poisoned Moon Pie I put in y'all's double-naught spy lunch buckets. That way you will croak before you can tell anything.

Uh oh. I thought it was the peanuts in the coke what was poisoned. So I ate the moon pie with milk and topped it all of with a mint ju-lip...

[parsifal]

Good morning all. Just got my morning cup of hot coffee. Adding the St. Brendans as I type. I have over 50 freepmails to read, plus multiple pages of printouts on FAX. I am reliably informed that "those people" are still in the dark.

JHOFFA found something that may allow an additional action to be launched in an entirely unrelated area. Are there any freepers who have worked in the accounting office of a campaign or for FEC? Also are there any freepers who have worked in a state attorney general's office? If so, please respond via freepmail to myself or JHOFFA.

What started out as a "funsy" project may produce a more serious result. parsifal.

[raygun]

That's nothing compared to being turned into a newt, as I was.

[American Preservative]

--. .. .. -.. _ ..- .. . -.- ..... .- . .. ... .. .-. .- _ ; )

[American Preservative]

Here, I'll make it easier to decipher: --. .. .. -.. _ ..- .. . -.- ..... .- . .. ... .. .-. .- _ ; )

Does that help? : )

[parsifal]

Dear American "Preservative" - it looks like something "jammed" your transmission. Can you rebroadcast? parsy.

[Dianna]

JHOFFA found something that may allow an additional action to be launched in an entirely unrelated area. Are there any freepers who have worked in the accounting office of a campaign or for FEC? Also are there any freepers who have worked in a state attorney general's office? If so, please respond via freepmail to myself or JHOFFA.

Gosh, I have to answer no to all of that....

But remember, in addition to my toilet papering ability, I teach preschool. I can sing endlessly about itsy bitsy spiders and pumpkins sitting on gates. I am a highly skilled finger painter. Just say the word and I'm there!

[parsifal]

LOL!!! You might have the most valuable skills of all. After we take over DU, we will need you to teach the Du'ers how to sing endlessly about itsy bitsy spiders, God Bless America, and the National Anthem. Also teach them how to color and their ABC's. Several of them probably need Remedial Toilet Training to boot! parsy.

[parsifal]

Ping! The new thread.

[Cultural Jihad]

LOL!

[MissAmericanPie]

I don't care what you say I am not getting a divorce, my hubby is apolitical, he doesn't even know we have a two party system, honest.

[Bigg Red]

The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU...

Please don't insult our botanical brothers!

[clamper1797]

per your request ... all pieces are in place ... awaiting your go orders

[clamper1797]

BTW .... thanks for letting me put my advanced degrees in Computer and computer related electrical engineering to good use. Gotta admit I've never had the heart to use them in this manner before ... but I can't think of ANY group more deserving of what their going to get.

Thanks Again

[Bigg Red]

I didn't make the cut either! I didn't even make the disinformation list!! I'm so hurt!!! I'll take the beer, though.