Posted on 10/05/2001 7:21:01 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
In a Belgrade Elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Dr Office in Rome
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Rome laundry
Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.
On a menu of a Polish hotel
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand
Would you like to ride your own ass?
In a Czech tourist agency
Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
A temple in Bangkok.
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
In a Bangkok cleaners
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a hotel in Yugoslavian
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front desk.
He began moving the dish and soon enough he heard a beep come from the house. He then stopped and began trying to fine tune the direction of the dish, but unfortunately he heard no more beeps. Giving up on that particular direction, he moved the dish some more, and suddenly he heard another beep. And as in the first case, there was silence after he began trying to fine tune the adjustment. He repeated this process over and over everytime he heard the tone with the same bad luck. He had moved the dish from one side of its range to the other and never was able to lock onto the satellite. He finally became disgusted with the process and decided to go inside to call a satellite expert. When he walked in the door, he heard the beep again. It was his pet parrot! The rotten bird was giving perfect imitations of the tone from his DSS system!
I really get a kick out of them, and remember a few I've made myself. For example, When I was a young "sophisticate" and listening to South Sea Island music at a party, I commented that I would love to be on an uninhibited island.
Leo Gorcey's were some of the best though. Do you remember any of his?
The problem was they were all 'touch' screens and the ad campaign was...
"Touch Woodie!"
"Holy Redeemer Credit Union."
and here in hometown i like the one up the road belonging to a car repair shop.
"custom collision" is it's name.
Actor. B. 1917; D. 1969
1937-39 starred in 7 "Dead End Kids" films
1940-45 starred in 21 "East Side Kid" films
1946-1956 starred in 41 "Bowery Boys" films.
character: Slip Mahoney.
I believe Huntz Hall whose character was Sach Jones co-starred in all of them.
Thanks for the Spoonerisms.
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