[SunnyUsa]

You serve your country every day here Chief :)
....but that was great of you to try and sign up!

Stand by when you hear the five Most Dangerous Things in the Marine Corps:

A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic Training..."
A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
A Sergeant Major chuckling, "Watch this sh*t..."

[COB1]

GOOD, Sunny.
VERY good!

[SwankyC]

A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

I respectfully take issue with this one, with one exception. The time we were on patrol out in that desert ( yes that big ol "nasty" war desert) and he got us lost. We almost fired on another units patrol. as I remember it we could vaguely see sillouettes and my Sgt asked, "Who's there". Someone over there said "Who's that", and I swear to almighty G-D all I heard was about 25 safetly levers instantly clicking over to auto. Man I thought I was dead...

[CHIEF negotiator]

Thanks, Sunny

A few others even older than me wanted to re-up, in order to tapdance on 'OSlimyBeenRotten's skull- noggin.

If I grabbed that SOB, I'd want to put an American Made round through his head, but I'm being selfish. I would let the MF loose in ground Zero, and let all the FireFighters and Police do their number.

The only way to put an end to terrorism is to ~~~SHOCK~~~ the terrorists! Dis-member the SOB, video tape it, and send the tape to every country on the planet!

My .02 cents.

[AppyPappy]

My dad (a Sergeant in WW2) once told me the worst sound you would ever hear in wartime was a Second Lieutenant saying "All ya gotta do is..."