[diotima]

I hope this hasn't been posted yet....

[diotima]

ping

[OWK]

Worth reading again, even if it was posted already.

[Dan from Michigan]

Bwahahahhaahhahahahahahah.

[areafiftyone]

Thanks for posting it. It is worth reading 10 times over. :-)

[teletech]

What! NO VIRGINS!!! I demand to talk to Allah! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Harrison Bergeron]

Satan: Why so glum?
Clinton: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
Clinton: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca... We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Clinton: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Clinton: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Clinton: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Clinton: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. What about Drugs?!?
Clinton: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.
Clinton: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Clinton: No...
Satan: (grimaces) Oooooooh... You're gonna hate Fridays.

[Slyfox]

"Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."

Talk about Poetic Justice.

[TheOtherOne]

[Centurion2000]

bump

[F.J. Mitchell]

Some reading-can hardly wait for the movie.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

BTTT

[No Truce With Kings]

I hope this hasn't been posted yet....

It was, but some things bear repeating. (Maybe we should have put it in breaking news. According to this the terrorists are being broken -- over and over again.)

[Demosthenes]

My friend just sent this to me as well...He ain't a bad artist...

[BillyBoy]

You posted this under humor, but it appears to be a factual news story to me.... ;-)

[Lizzy W]

I still think hell is too good for those bastards.

[Mr. Silverback]

Thanks for the laugh.

BTW, the real Hell is probably even worse...These men could have been God's beloved children, living for eternity in the beautiful New Jerusalem. Instead, they went to work for Satan. Stupid pick, boneheads.

[M Kehoe]

Bttt again.

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