HIJACKERS SUPRISED TO FIND SELVES IN HELL

I hope this hasn't been posted yet....

1 posted on 10/01/2001 3:11:24 PM PDT by diotima (diotimafr@hotmail.com)

To: Lizzy W;Howlin;A Navy Vet; Ouroboros;RedWing9;justshutupandtakeit; chicagolady

2 posted on 10/01/2001 3:13:12 PM PDT by diotima

Worth reading again, even if it was posted already.

3 posted on 10/01/2001 3:14:14 PM PDT by OWK

To: Inspector Harry Callahan; TheRightGuy; CARDINALRULES; AnnaZ; SUSSA; agitator; Commonsense;

4 posted on 10/01/2001 3:14:57 PM PDT by diotima

5 posted on 10/01/2001 3:15:19 PM PDT by diotima

Bwahahahhaahhahahahahahah.

6 posted on 10/01/2001 3:15:31 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan

To: Ms.Antifeminazi;LurkerNoMore!;usconservative;BillyBoy;Seeking the truth; IronJack; MinuteGal

7 posted on 10/01/2001 3:17:08 PM PDT by diotima

Thanks for posting it. It is worth reading 10 times over. :-)

8 posted on 10/01/2001 3:19:52 PM PDT by areafiftyone

What! NO VIRGINS!!! I demand to talk to Allah! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

9 posted on 10/01/2001 3:23:02 PM PDT by teletech

Satan: Why so glum?
Clinton: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
Clinton: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca... We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Clinton: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Clinton: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Clinton: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Clinton: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. What about Drugs?!?
Clinton: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.
Clinton: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Clinton: No...
Satan: (grimaces) Oooooooh... You're gonna hate Fridays.

10 posted on 10/01/2001 3:23:49 PM PDT by Harrison Bergeron

Onion should get the Virgin figures right!!!It's 72 Virgins not 67 virgins.

11 posted on 10/01/2001 3:33:38 PM PDT by KQQL

What do the terrorists care? They're in HELL remember?

12 posted on 10/01/2001 3:36:12 PM PDT by a_federalist

"Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."

Talk about Poetic Justice.

13 posted on 10/01/2001 3:37:02 PM PDT by Slyfox

14 posted on 10/01/2001 3:39:30 PM PDT by TheOtherOne

you only get 67 per this PR. Better to hope for 72, huh? The things we do for love....

15 posted on 10/01/2001 3:39:35 PM PDT by callthemlikeyouseethem

16 posted on 10/01/2001 3:45:19 PM PDT by Centurion2000

Some reading-can hardly wait for the movie.

17 posted on 10/01/2001 3:46:22 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell

To: Bekki4Bush , PieroC , TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday! , Pocat , NewChief ,muggs , nkycincinnatikid

18 posted on 10/01/2001 3:56:08 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK

I hope this hasn't been posted yet....

It was, but some things bear repeating. (Maybe we should have put it in breaking news. According to this the terrorists are being broken -- over and over again.)

19 posted on 10/01/2001 4:00:17 PM PDT by No Truce With Kings

My friend just sent this to me as well...He ain't a bad artist...

20 posted on 10/01/2001 4:07:12 PM PDT by Demosthenes

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