What to do if you happen upon a peace rally

[Praetorian]

What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:

1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."

2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.

3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"

4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."

5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.

6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."

7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.

8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

[RichInOC]

It would be wrong. But gosh, it's tempting, isn't it?

[FITZ]

My little sister is a peacenik, a terribly misguided youth in my opinion.

Of course your foolish sister is likely to cause some one else's family member to be killed so she should be punched.

[JMJ333]

You can't overcome evil with evil, you must overcome it with good. Sometimes it is good to destroy evil, especially when it's impossible to convert it.

Your post drips of pacifism. Don't you get it? It doesn't work. "...and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one.--Jesus Christ, Luke 22:36

[FReethesheeples]

Right on!

Plus carry a placard which declares:

"Pro-Terrorists Camel Butts Demand Americans Surrender Immediately to Terrorists."

[He Rides A White Horse]

9) Walk to the closest 7-11, and buy every carton of eggs on the shelves.

[DallasDeb]

Give me a break! I'd find it hard to believe you are what you preach. Since when do liberals have mercy? After all, they encourage the murder of innocent babies worldwide, including the United States. What do you say about throughout the Old Testament where God told His chosen people to kill the pagan communities, in one case, even every animal? These people are incapable of rationality. Their mindset and culture doesn't allow for rational thought. Besides, the United States has been sending the MAJORITY of food to Afghanistan. Where's the peace as a result of that? Get reality, lady.

[FITZ]

Lets Be God's healing Arms and Scream for Justice

We are screaming for justice. We won't forget the 7000 murdered in their workplace.

[clamper1797]

ROMANS 13:4

[DallasDeb]

... it also helps to inform them of the Taliban monstrosities

Isn't that the truth! They never stop to think about the atrocities brought about in these cultures. People like Hanoi Jane blame the US for all the worlds woes, but aren't they the lucky ones to be born in a country that gives them the freedom to speack their sick minds.

[Dan from Michigan]

Beer Bottles.....

[semaj]

"You are absolutely right lowbrige, its not conservatism that has pissed off the Islamics, its all the wacko liberal immorals who have brought us abortion on demand, pornography, all the free love 60's bs and now they try to make us feel guilty for defending them against the radical Islamics who despise what the liberals have done to the world. Like I said, think opposite."

Isn't that more or less what "The Reverend" Jerry Falwell got in trouble for saying a week or so ago and was made to apologize?

[DallasDeb]

The next time some sissy, or some relic from the sixties wrings their hands about "finding the cause of all this hate", tell them "they hate your tolerance, they hate your permissiveness, they hate your liberated women, they hate your weak men, they hate your first amendment, they hate your films, they hate your music, they hate your pornography, they hate your pre-marital sex, they hate your moral relativism, they hate your secularism, and most of all, they hate the Jews."

Well-worth keeping. I'll be quoting you, lowbridge.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Open fire?

[He Rides A White Horse]

Except they'll probably say 'groovy', and nod back off to sleep.

[Southack]

Remind the pacifists that "peace" protects murderers/terrorists from justice.

No justice, no peace.

Remind them that freeing slaves occassionally requires violence.

Remind them that if Russia and the U.S. had "turned the other cheek" to Hitler, that all Gays, Jews, and Gypsies in Europe would be dead today.

Remind them that if the U.S. hadn't attacked the Barbary Pirates, that the world would still be paying tribute/bribes instead of enjoying freedom of the seas.

Ask them if they protested Cuba when Castro had the two civilian Cessna 335's shot down.

Ask them if they protested any of North Korea's military raids on South Korea.

Ask them if they protested China's crackdown on the Falung Gong.

Then point out that they seem to be protesting democracy and self-defense more than communism and terrorism...

[clamper1797]

I know that had I been in DC during the protest ... I would have been amoung those would tried to stop the US flag burning and .... there would have been a few more "peacenik" casualties.

[The Raven]

[future interview with Bin Laden by liberal reporter]

Reporter: Did you do those awful things?
Bin Laden: No. And I have an alibi. I was at my mother's then I hid in my cave for a while.
Reporter: That's good news, I'll report that tonight.
Bin Laden: Death to you idiots.
Reporter: Hey, don't include me. I feel your pain.

[badfreeper]

Don't forget step 9:

Hire a lawyer to defend you after you're charged with aggravated assault.