What to do if you happen upon a peace rally

[Praetorian]

What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:

1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."

2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.

3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"

4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."

5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.

6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."

7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.

8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

[John Farson]

Er, perhaps you should re-acquaint yourself with Romans 13:4:

"For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil."

[HiTech RedNeck]

Everybody: this is obvious satire! No need to get bent.

What one CAN do, is to pose a hypothetical to the peacenik... it also helps to inform them of the Taliban monstrosities

[WolfsView]

Problem I have with the above article is once you knock them down, you let them get back up before hitting them again. I prefer once you knock them down, kick them in the head several times. Don't do this at one of their communist rallys though, find one of these guys at a bar, wait till he heads to the parking lot then do it.

[Kakaze]

I told my sister, straight up.....during peace time, that if men didn't volunteer and serve her kids would be at risk.......

right after clinton one, the first time, and my nephew joined us.......She told me I was right

A damn staunch conservative woman now blessing us soon with another nephew!

and much in favor of a strong response and teaching her sons and daughter what is really the way of this world right now

Defending our way of life.

[Mission2mars]

... it also helps to inform them of the Taliban monstrosities

Very true. The Taliban has a face even a mother can't love. If you really want to engage liberals in a no win argument ( for them), ask them if they believe it is right for the Taliban to stay in power? And if we should just stand aside as they continue their reign of terror over innocents?

[StoneColdGOP]

Bar? Come on, I doubt some peace-loving pussy can handle alcohol.

[StoneColdGOP]

Easy man, we KNOW they really only support violence against US.

[lowbridge]

From FReeper prov1813man:

The next time some sissy, or some relic from the sixties wrings their hands about "finding the cause of all this hate", tell them "they hate your tolerance, they hate your permissiveness, they hate your liberated women, they hate your weak men, they hate your first amendment, they hate your films, they hate your music, they hate your pornography, they hate your pre-marital sex, they hate your moral relativism, they hate your secularism, and most of all, they hate the Jews."

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3bb79fc80577.htm

[nanomid]

Why do they always seem to quote KJV?

I want one as if read by Winnie-the-Pooh.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Duh, like, man, you're in favor of that stuff, man?

[WolfsView]

yeah you will see them in bars aroung the college campus, they usally drink sex on the beach and other weak drinks. Thay are always running their stinking mouths spewing communist propaganda with their friends. Like I said wait for them in the parking lot....

[HiTech RedNeck]

Winnie the Pooh

oh bother the evil bastards

(we'll be glad to bother them)

[StoneColdGOP]

Yeah, asphalt hurts more more when your head hits it.

[eric_da_grate]

There's a thin line between pacifism and outright COWARDICE.

Consider the liberal mindset and you be the judge of their motives.

[RJayneJ]

Quote of the Day by lowbridge

[Outraged]

lol