Wisdom is to kill the snake before it kills again. So it shall be.
Seriously, these guys are too much. They claim to know the exact motive behind the attack, but not who did it.
"Uh, I don't know who did these attacks, umm, but I know exactly what their motivation was!"
Okey-dokey. One smart bomb coming right up...
The future sad event in Afghanistan is the result of cruel Taliban policies and is meant to kill you and your cowardly followers.
Then the rest of the article says absolutely nothing about these "atrocites." I wonder why.
You haven't begun to see U.S. cruelty...
These words of wisdom would've been best passed on to bin Laden in early September.
Now, I must admit that I don't know Afghanistan; is the "Taliban leadership" distinct from the "government of Afghanistan", and if it's distinct, who is the real Afg. government and what are they saying/doing?? If there is no difference between the Taliban and the government, why are we hesitating to bring them into the Atomic Age?
Maybe so, but wait 'til you see your first (and last) fuel air bomb...
He reiterated that bin Laden, the Saudi-born dissident who has been living under Taliban protection in Afghanistan since 1996, was incapable of planning the sort of sophisticated suicide hijackings which levelled the World Trade Center and part of the Pentagon two weeks ago.
Taliban supreme leader Mullah Mohammad Omar went on to say that Bin Laden is such a dumba$$, that he could not pour pi$$ out of a boot, even if the instructions were written on the heel. "And did I mention again that Bin Laden is missing, hmm, did I? Well, he is! He's really, really, really, missing." "Omar went on to say that "Bin Laden is missing, you know. We really don't know where he is, because he's missing!"
On a more serious note, the United States was put on notice that Bin Laden and the Taliban have a secret fleet of submarines, which at this very minute could be patrolling waters just off the coast of the U.S. "Do not trifle with these craft, they are the most modern, technologically advanced craft available, and include luxuries for the crew such as screen doors and sun roofs," he stated.
"We have not neglected armaments on these craft either," he went on to say. "These craft are bristling with .16 inch flintlock guns," Omar said proudly. "And for long range warfare, they utilize the latest, state of the art, deck mounted trebuchets," he beamed.
"Let me go on record as saying that the U.S. and coalition forces will meet their doom at the hands of our fierce fighting force, which we refer to as "fierce fighting force." "Our soldiers possess the highest moral for the upcoming conflict, due to their daily training, consisting of chanting "We are a fierce fighting force! Yes, we really are!"
When contacted for comment on this stunning information, a spokesman at Janes Defence Weekly grimly stated "Yes, the information is true." "We have recently discovered the theft of many strategic items from the "Junkyard Wars" supply depot."
"All signs point to the ever nearing conflict as being a turkey shoot." "It appears that the Taliban may be completely obliterated from existence."
In the States, an ever increasing chant of "Let's Roll!" is becoming deafening, and American troops have had to be restrained from showing how anxious and ready they are to kick some major a$$.
Let's Roll!