Posted on 09/18/2001 8:21:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...
How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, Right's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
Plant my flower o'er yer head!!
FReegards...MUD
You be the Judge...MUD
I pulled in to Nazareth, I was feeling about half past dead.
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, Mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned, shook my hand, "No" was all he said.
Take a load off, Fanny.
Take a load for free.
Take a load off, Fanny.
And... you put the load right on me.
I picked up my bag. I went looking for a place to hide.
When I saw Carmen and the devil walking side by side.
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on. Let's go downtown."
She said, "I got to go, but my friend can stick around."
Take a load off, Fanny.
Take a load for free.
Take a load off, Fanny.
And... you put the load right on me.
Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothing you can say.
It's just old Luke, and Luke's waiting on the judgement day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, won't you stay and keep Anna Lee company."
Take a load off, Fanny.
Take a load for free.
Take a load off, Fanny.
And... you put the load right on me.
Crazy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester. You know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy. Won't you feed him when you can?"
Take a load off, Fanny.
Take a load for free.
Take a load off, Fanny.
And... you put the load right on me.
Get your Canonball now, to take me down the line.
My bag is sinking low, and I do believe it's time
To get back to Miss Fanny. You know she's the only one
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.
Take a load off, Fanny.
Take a load for free.
Take a load off, Fanny.
And... you put the load right on me.
FReegards...MUD
"Virginia Votes 2001!! Great site fer links to Current Articles on Earley (60%) to Warner (35%)!!
Paradigm Shift FReegards...MUD
FReegards, all...MUD
SITYS!!! CheckMate...Clinton dies in Prison!!
FReegards...MUD
Maybe not but he should be!
LOL...and it possible, of course, that I could Tomahawk Jam in Shaq's face, but not bloody likely!! This is BLATANT Obstruction of Justice and punishable by Prison Time!!
SlixMYbitch...MUD
My sentiments exactly...MUD
"I agree. Well, that's no-brainer.
You know, Ms. Jade, I wouldda thought the same thing until a little "incident" I had in Richmond's Fan District yesterday. Richmond's been bit by the patriotic bug just like everywhere else, but you still have Leftists unwilling to get a clue. Visiting a friend of mine down near VCU, I noticed a new Che Gueverra banner--a big Red&Black thing--up his his neighbor's window. Hunh?! Being the naturally-inquisitive type, I walked over and knocked on the fella's door and asked him "Who's the Che Gueverra Fanatic?!" Well, I'm sure this guy who answered the door was on some sort of drugs, because he enthusiastically admitted the poster was his. I told him "Gueverra was a cold-blooded Murderer of Women and Children and those who support him support Terrorism!!" The guy said "F--- You, Ol' Man!!" and slammed the door. I had to go anyway, but I'll be back visitin' that LeftWing cretin tomorrow...and the next day...and the next day...until that Che Gueverra banner is removed from my Patriotic Viewshed and that dude admits the error of his ways!!
LOL...so much to do, so little time...MUD
BTW, my self-described liberal FRiend (dwbh, not you BJ), do you agree that Che Gueverra was a Murderer and by forcing little Elian to pledge his allegiance to "Che" instead of "God," Bill Clinton should be Re-Impeached?! You did hear about Clinton's Secret Tapes, did you not? That's called Obstruction of Justice...a FELONY!!
Lib'ral DemocRATs...LET SLICK WILLIE GO!!
EXACTLY!!! The Effete Elites in both Parties fear this, my FRiend, and will ultimately agree to offer up William Jefferson Blythe Clinton as the "sacrificial lamb" in an attempt to nip the building rage in the bud...
"The Vile Clinton"
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")
Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!
Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!
I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT...
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!
Lemme do what I wanna do...
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!
Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!
BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD
124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim
LOL...MUD
Over 450 and still chuggin' along...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Yes.
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