Posted on 09/18/2001 8:21:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...
How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.
LOL...that scumbag's whole life has been one BIG PLEA BARGAIN!! SHEEESH, I'll bethcha you even believe Bill Clinton didn't cheat to get his good grades in school, right?!
What does it take to get thru to you Lefties, my FRiend?!
MUD
I'm tellin' you the god's honest truth when I say, "I am in my office, wearing my Skins hat and Skins tie--as well as a full compliment of work clothes." Skins still make the playoffs this year, despite there only being one Wild Card team in each conference. Next year, Skins are National Champs...Karma, my Lefty Friend, Karma....
"Here's my prediction for the NL East: Philly 11-5, NYG 10-6, Dallas 4-12, Arizona 3-13, Washington 2-14."
Skins 10-6...New York Giants 10-6...Philly 10-6...Skins win TieBreaker by going 3-1 versus NYG and Eagles combined...SITYS!!!
Skins win first round of playoffs but lose in NFC Championship Game...don't know to who yet.
You did see proof of my prescience with my 31-10 UVA over Duke prediction, did you not?
LOL...MUD
"Kiss the Flame"
"Innocence Maintained"
Good things come in 3's...MUD
You tell me. MPO is "almost".
54 Posted on 10/01/2001 09:50:27 PDT by philman_36"
Hmmmm...MUD
FReegards...MUD
for a free dixie,sw
for a free dixie,sw
10-6? Wow, I'll have a puff of whatever you're smoking! Hate to break it to ya, but I think you're going to need a new QB, new defensive line, a couple of new receivers, some new linebackers, and a complete collapse on the part of the Eagles and Giants for that to happen. Y'all may steal one or two games from the Cards, but nobody else in your division will give you a chance (including my Cowboys! =)
We'll see...Doug Williams, Jr. will need to be allowed time to learn the entire offensive scheme--and offensive it HAS BEEN to date, LOL--but he's got a strong arm, had some success in a similar offense in his past, and can move around in the pocket and even run if need be.
"new defensive line"
We need another 330-lb. moose in at DT, then start spelling Bruce Smith a bit more once Coleman gets back from his injury. Keep Lang to the outside where he has shown flashes of ability.
"a couple of new receivers"
Horse Hockey, FootballFool!! Skins'll resign Westbrook to a 3-4 year contract after he leads the Skins with 12-15 TD catches this year, and Gardner will add 6-8, and Lockett another 2-6...plus Alexander is a Pro-Bowler.
"some new linebackers"
Sure, now, becuz they're all injured. Nothing serious, though, and aside from our CBs, this LB unit will prove to be the heart and soul of a pretty stingy Defense. Don't forget who was the last man to hit Troy Aikman...Lavar Arrington!! BTW...have you heard the rumor about Aikman to the Skins yet?
"...and a complete collapse on the part of the Eagles and Giants for that to happen."
You assuuuuuume tooo much...
"Y'all may steal one or two games from the Cards, but nobody else in your division will give you a chance (including my Cowboys! =)"
4-0 versus the Cards and Cowboys...yes, that means 7-1 in the Division...SITYS!!!
31-10...read it and weep, Lefty!!
LOL...MUD
334 Posted on 10/01/2001 11:37:55 PDT by OPP
Make yer point here, Mr. OPP...it'll be protected if not revered...MUD
Operation Noble Eagle Proceed...MUD
Prescience, my FRiend, patience...MUD
Thanks, SB...MUD
Well, Dittomom, and some great AZ warriors, have done a great job in bringing McStain into line. What I cannot ascertain is how he keeps being called a war hero!
I have yet too see McStain publically renounce his Jihad Against the First Amendment, so I will continue to consider him my nemesis!!
"What I cannot ascertain is how he keeps being called a war hero!"
Having not been to War personally, I will refrain from making negative attacks upon his shoddy War Record.
Ooops, lost another gawldurned plane...luckily my ol' man's an Admiral...LOL!!!
FReegards...MUD
Hey!! Easy on the harshness, Angelique...that there's Gallagher's Ol' Lady!! She ain't much to look at, but I hear she's got a great personality...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
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