Posted on 09/18/2001 8:21:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...
How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.T.
OK, here goes: a damnyankee is a person born north of the Mason/Dixon line who HATES all things SOUTHRON including but not limited to our people,dixie freedom flags,anthems,monuments,relics of our fight for freedom,symbols,culture,foods,mores,etc. damnyankees are LOUDspoken,hateful,pushy,arrogant,self-righteous & generally socially un-acceptable to loyal southrons. the prototypical damnyankee spends all of his/her time visiting the southland telling all and sundry how stupid, incestous,backward,lazy and ignorant ALL southrons are.
being NORTHERNBORN does NOT make one a damnyankee! our own COL William C. Quantrell was born in NYC! no better southon partisan ranger ever drew breath!
for dixie,sw
LOL & FReegards, Injun-Lover...MUD
I know of a few...MUD
for a free dixie,sw
Sounds more like Lib'rals and FReepers!!
FReegards...MUD
for a free dixie republic,sw
FReegards...MUD
Vi-i-ile Corru-u-uption...Pu-u-ure Obstru-u-uction...
I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares...
Writing these songs, but nobody hears.
You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear,
That scumbag, Willie, we'll INDICT THIS year!
Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent,
But his Power Base's Gone...China money's all spent!
Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar...
But by this Halloween...T-Maxx WE SHALL INDICT!!!
Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...
Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr,
Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!"
Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide...
The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied!
TYRANNY!!!!
So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass...
But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked British A$$!
That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man...
But Ol' MUD's on Slick's case...Clinton Doesn't Stand a Chance!!
Oww!
FReegards...MUD
28 Posted on 10/03/2000 08:31:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Vuja De All Over Again...MUD
{chorus}
Bad company and I can't deny
Bad company till the day I die
Rebel souls deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun
Now these towns they all know are name
Six gun sound is our claim to fame
I could here them say
{chorus}
I am not to sure about the chorus chords, but anyway it gives you the basic idea of the song.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...Disco, I'm very sorry if I've scairt ya...
I expect more "quality" from you, my FRiend, but thanks fer the "quantity" of bumps all the same.
LOL...ain't this a hoot?!
FReegards...MUD
I expect more "quality" from you, my FRiend, but thanks fer the "quantity" of bumps all the same.
LOL...ain't this a hoot?!
FReegards...MUD
I expect more "quality" from you, my FRiend, but thanks fer the "quantity" of bumps all the same.
LOL...ain't this a hoot?!
FReegards...MUD
Rush tain't read it yet!!! Maybe he's saving it fer Open Line Friday...eh Rush, you ready to untie that OneHand Behind Yer Back?! US FReepers Are Prepared to Heed the Call!!
God Bless--and PROTECT--Dubyuh!!!!!
FReegards...MUD
Presently Living on the Lam, skipping from Country to Country, and State to State, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!
Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!
If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
P.S. "On the 17th Day of November in the Two-Thousandth Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"
So sayeth the word of...MUD
45 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:35:25 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Lib'rals...Slick Willie IS Expendable!!!)
LOL...MUD
I was going to call you (on 9/11) to let you know my plans. Needless to say, everything changed.
I should be up in your area on the 22nd of Oct.
I'll call or FReepmail.
Take care.
5.56mm
Ya gotzta think BEEEG, mi amigo...
"Justa Prison Drone"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now Left don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN IT!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within concrete walls...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about Left's spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
[FReeper Throng] I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just bin Laden's 'HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...TriX fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' "Butch" Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you Sold all our Nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, what'cha want fer yer last me-e-e-e-eal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeperZone!!
Yep...by complete unknowns...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...Wake Up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing" views...
Come to me, Slick, kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reve-e-e-eal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
(Sweet harp to fade)
FReegards...MUD
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!!
(Justice Shall Be Sooooooo SWEET!!)
=^D...MUD
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