Hooters and Terrorism: Wonder Woman & BCCI ("I, Bubba" book excerpt)

Laissez Faire City Times ^ | September 17, 2001 | Bill Clinton (Typing by P.J. Gladnick)

[steve-b]

If Clinton were caught in Wonder Woman's magic lasso, he'd probably spontaneously combust.

[NeoCaveman]

If Bubba got lassoed by WonderWoman he wouldn't even make it to the sink in time.

[Wm Bach]

I've always loved her big juicy orbs.

Those lovely, blue orbs that can melt you when they break into tears, or cast a come-hither look at you in the lenscrafter ads.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Religion by Karl Marx= opiate of the masses. Seems to be true.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I'm bumping this because it's pretty friggen funny. Good job PJ.

[PJ-Comix]

I've always loved her big juicy orbs.

Somehow Wonder Woman should use her incredible Hooters to raise funds for the Red Cross. Back during WWII there were ads proclaiming "Lucky Strike Goes To War!" Maybe this should be updated to "Hooters Goes To War!"

[PJ-Comix]

They should drop leaflets with Wonder Woman's pic on those Taliban fighters in Afhanistan. The leaflet should say, "Use this coupon to surrender and allow yourself one free grab on these Hooters upon surrendering!" Okay, the latter part would be a lie about grabbing the Hooters but the surrender part we would honor. :-)

[steve-b]

Well, that, too -- I was thinking about the effect of being compelled to tell the truth. That would affect Clintigula the way sunlight affects Dracula.

[PJ-Comix]

It's depressing to think that Wonder Woman's first husband was a sleazy drug addict and her second one is a sleazy lawyer who has given tons of dough to Clinton.

[steve-b]

While that magic lasso does have... interesting... possibilites, a friend of mine pointed out some drawbacks to that truth thing. ("Do you ever fantasize about other women?" "Does this costume make my thighs look fat?")

[sneakypete]

>>Somehow I don't think Wonder Woman is an expert in the intricacies of International Banking. <<

ROFLMAO! Or even on such profound questions as "Is it raining?". I've heard her talk,and if the airheads ever get together to elect a Queen,she is a SERIOUS contender. She WAS bright enough to realize her acting career was over when WW went off the air,so she found a ugly zillionaire to marry. Her hubby ain't just a banker,he comes from a family that owns a holding company that owns banks. We're talking SERIOUS wealth,here.

BTW,it looks like Ellen Barkin did the same thing,although I have no doubt she is both brighter and that her acting career was on a roll. She got a chance to marry a ugly-ass man who is a "international financier" in NY,so she stopped acting and married him. I may be wrong,but I THINK I read that he is about 30 years older than her.

[sneakypete]

>>. I just wish she would pose nude on a Web paysite and use the money raised to donate to the Red Cross.<<

To hell with that! I want her to come over to my house and sexually molest me until I need to be hospitalized. I ain't talking emergency room,either. I'm talking intensive care.

[sneakypete]

What scares me the most about that site is the fact that BeetleJuice somehow got a car and a drivers license. Isn't there some kind of minimum IQ/Reality check required?

[sneakypete]

DAMN! I somehow left out the word "organized"! It is nice to know that Kipling was in agreement with me,though.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW,it looks like Ellen Barkin did the same thing,although I have no doubt she is both brighter and that her acting career was on a roll. She got a chance to marry a ugly-ass man who is a "international financier" in NY,so she stopped acting and married him. I may be wrong,but I THINK I read that he is about 30 years older than her.

That's Ron Perelman aka Human Garbage. He is HATED down here in Florida. To give you an example, he fired one of the executives who worked for him because he dared asked Perelman for some time off to spend with his wife who was dying of cancer. Another Perelman gem was asking a small contractor to make numerous revisions on some work done on his Palm Beach mansion. When the contractor presented the bill upon completion of the work, Perelman refused to pay claiming that it would cost the contractor more to sue him since Perelman could afford extensive legal help.

These are just two of the reasons (among many) why Perelman is totally hated down here. Oh, and you might remember that he tried to balk on paying child support for his own daughter even though he is a BILLIONAIRE.

[sneakypete]

Wouldn't ya just love to look at the contract between him and Barkin before they married? I'm betting she started at the "Jackie 'Ho" "we will have sex x-times per month and you will pay bonus money for more besides paying for the education of my children" level,and worked her way up from there. The woman was already a multi-millionaire on her own,and getting paid more multi-millions for each movie she acted in. Ya really gotta wonder not only how much money it would take to get her to give up her acting career,but to also acutally have sex with a diseased-looking toad like him. I'm betting he pays to watch her with other guys/girls/goats/whatevers.

[PJ-Comix]

I hope Ellen Barkin really goes after him at divorce time. He just got thru another brutal divorce battle.