Reports Gary Condit May Retreat to Private Sector

CNN ^ | Friday, September 7, 2001

[JohnHuang2]

JEANNE MESERVE, CNN ANCHOR: After spending some three months under the withering glare of the media spotlight, there are reports that the lawmaker from California may retreat to the private sector.

CNN's Bob Franken is following the story and joins us with a closer look now.

[habs4ever]

Curious, what are his job prospects? Maybe as a lobbyist for California Agri biz, but who would hire him for that?

[Hank Rearden]

I think it'd be a good career move for an experienced "Bimbo eruption" hitman like Condidit (D-Hell).

[JohnHuang2]

He should stay in public service: Crushing rocks at a maximum security prison.

[dalebert]

and Cadee is just like him.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Curious, what are his job prospects?

Full-time poon hound?

[mountaineer]

Maybe as a lobbyist for California Agri biz

That seems to be the job most believe he would take, especially considering that he's never held a real job in the real world except for a couple of summer jobs as a college student. If no charges arise from the Levy case, some agricultural group will hire him, figuring the sheeples' memories are short.

[Revolting cat!]

Reports Gary Condit May Retreat to Private Sector

You mean like the outhouse in the back? A perfect place for him, I say...

[habs4ever]

He should head to Chappaqua, they could use him in that there town.

Gary lacks the strength to be a good rock breaker, he has the hands to fashion a fine licence plate, though.Or, he could the new bitch at Folsom on Cell block C, except he may enough his work too much.

[Joe 6-pack]

As a member of the House Intelligence Committee, Cond(v)i(c)t could form a private detective agency with O.J. They could specialize in finding the real killers.

[habs4ever]

Would you advertise that if it was YOUR company?The company that cares so much, we even hired that scumbag Gary Condit!

[JohnHuang2]

Re: 9 -- hehehe.

[mountaineer]

They'd send him to lobby on Capitol Hill. It would be interesting to see how little Dickie G. would treat him then.

[dalebert]

Dems will do anything to hold that seat. They probably know better than we do just how guilty Condit is. Keep the lieing, murdering sob and hold that seat.I heard the two FBI agents on Chandras case were called to the hill this morning for a private meeting.

[Diogenesis]

Gary Condit opens a Karate Store

Gary Condit applies for Connie Chung's job.

Gary Condit, PI, looking for the "real killer"TM.

[Palladin]

Condit does not deserve the luxury of retirement, with full pension. He should be thrown out in disgrace. But that's too much to expect from a Congress full of immoral creeps just like him.

Whatever happened with that grand jury in Modesto today? Any news?

[Victoria Delsoul]

The composite message seem to be that the most likely is that he will resign, rather announce his retirement, not resign, but announce that he will not run for re-election in the next election, which is well over a year away.

Hehehe good news, John. Thanks ;-)