[Liz]

Yeah, she has two personalites alright.......and they're both cravenly opportunistic. This dork'll do or say anything
necessary to advance herself and her carreer. When liking Ellen didn't do it, she decided to go elsewhere.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

She adds: "I would never limit myself to saying I would be with a man or a woman."

Oh heck, why limit yourself to just humans? Why not go for plants, animals and farm machinery?

If you want to know how Steve Martin really feels about Anne Heche, watch Boldfinger and pay attention to the blond girl who's name totally escapes me right now. It's a really funny movie.

[He Rides A White Horse]

Yeah, she has two personalites alright.......and they're both cravenly opportunistic.

As is the nature of homosexuals.