Why Are Male-Identifying Democrat Candidates All Creepy Weirdos?

Town Hall ^ | 8 June 2026 | Kurt Schlichter

[Rummyfan]

If you ever wanted irrefutable evidence of Democrats’ hate for white men, all you’d have to do is point to the rogues’ gallery of weirdos, losers, and mutations they’ve nominated over the last few election cycles. It’s like they don’t actually know any normal white dudes, because the people they pick in a baffling attempt to recapture this large and crucial group of voters—who have almost completely rejected the Democrats—are simply bizarre. How did they ever get the impression that these freakish nominees would somehow make normal white guys go, “Yeah, I identify with him. I’ll vote for him. Now, it’s off to the Porta-Potty with some champagne and a dozen roses.”

As a male-identifying person of paleness, I’d be pretty insulted if I gave a damn what Democrats thought. I’m just happy to see them screwing up with my demographic.

And they really are screwing up with it. Here’s the conundrum. They need our votes, but they don’t like us. White guys aren’t welcome in the Democrat Party, at least not unless they have some sort of asterisk and a total dedication to the ideology. With Pete Buttigieg, who has definite Ivy League Alfred E. Neuman vibes, the asterisk is that he’s gay. That made him tolerable, along with his absolute willingness to submit himself to bizarre left-wing orthodoxy. You remember how roads are racist? He managed to do that with a straight face. Yeah, homeboy knew where his bread was buttered, and it’s his slavish devotion to leftist weirdness that gets him a pass on being a person of pallor. Well, except for among blacks, where he polls an amazing 0% for 2028.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: creeps; democrats; male; schlichter

[Rummyfan]

(1) The Democrats perceive that they need to run candidates who are straight White Christian men to win in certain jurisdictions- and maybe even nationally.

(2) No normal straight White Christian man today would want to be deeply involved with the Democratic Party.

From:

The Platner Paradox

[Rummyfan]

The reason, of course, that normal straight, White Christian men won’t become leaders in the modern Democrat party is simple. The Democrats hate straight White Christian men—organizing against them and their interests as a class is essentially a requirement of participating seriously in Democratic party politics.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Sitzpinklers.

[Jim W N]

Why Are Male-Identifying Democrat Candidates All Creepy Weirdos?

Because Democrats are creepy weirdos.

[oil_dude]

SO ARE THE WOMEN...

[Dick Vomer]

Simple.

you need to control the candidate in order to maintain power.

The easiest way is through blackmail, threat of violence or a socially isolated sociopath with the need of approval.

Hence... the democrat male.

you really can’t hate them enough.

[ALASKA]

Why Are Male-Identifying Democrat Candidates All Creepy Weirdos?

Fixed it for you!

[right way right]

All dems are creepy demon possessed weirdos.
It did not used to be like that.

[right way right]

All dems are creepy demon possessed weirdos.
It did not used to be like that.

[OrangeHoof]

White straight men identifying as Democrats have to say with a straight face that THEY are to blame for racism, homophobia, transphobia, global warming, etc. so the Dems can give everyone else in the world a free pass of unaccountable victimhood status. Only creepy weirdos need to be accepted that badly.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Democrats, no matter sex, claimed religion, ethnicity or skin shade, are all creepy weirdos.

It is like asking why do all cottonmouths slither.

Because that is what snakes do.

[CivilWarBrewing]

DEMORALIZATION is part of the globalist campaign against our formerly White Anglo Saxon Protestant culture. No appointment better represented this than the THING placed in charge of U.S. nuclear waste or the THING appointed as head of the HHS by President Auto-Pen.

Thank GOD we no longer have to look at these DEMONIC FREAKS.

[Sicon]

James Talarico could be kindly called gender ambiguous, but there’s no real ambiguity. He’s a male in the way that Boone’s Farm is a wine.

Ha ha ha!

[SaveFerris]

Because Democrat men are supposed to
put on a woman’s dress 👗👗👗 and
prance around in the Democrat’s
LGBTQ+ Gay Pride Parades?

It’s what the Democrats demand...

[Macoozie]

“Why Are Male-Identifying Democrat Candidates All Creepy Weirdos?”

Because all male-identifying Democrats are creepy weirdos.

[ronniesgal]

great article! thanks for posting something interesting to read.

[ek_hornbeck]

Democrats can only attract self-hating white males. The contemporary left's ideology is basically one in which white males are the oppressors and all others are the oppressed, though there's a hierarchy among the "oppressed" for pure victimhood status.

A white male, at least a heterosexual one, supporting the Democratic Party makes about as much sense as blacks supporting the KKK or Jews supporting neo-Nazi groups. So of course the white males that you get are going to be a freakshow of twisted, self-hating creatures.

[motor_racer]

Candidates used to be people who decided for themselves to go into politics, or whose families were already in politics.

Today we’re seeing the results of candidates being auditioned by those who pull the party’s strings, to find the ones who will slavishly promote the agenda.

[Midwesterner53]

Alpha males are hated by Democrat women and the party elite. White males in the party are beta boys with an intense self hate of their gonads and white skin.

[MinorityRepublican]

The only "normal" Democrats? John Fetterman and Bill Maher.

Otherwise, they're all like Justin Trudeau, Gavin Newsom or James Talarico.