Posted on 03/31/2026 2:37:11 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
These are the photos that allegedly show Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon wearing comically oversized, lopsided breasts – complete with fake protruding nipples – to female members of an online fetish community.
The Daily Mail obtained “hundreds” of messages purportedly sent between the former Secretary of Homeland Security’s husband and three women who are involved in the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene.
The kinky community involves people injecting their busts with freakishly large amounts of saline in pursuit of a “Barbie-doll”-like appearance.
The pictures show the South Dakota insurance mogul, who has three children with Noem, clad in pink hotpants and a skin-tight, flesh-colored crop-top stuffed with enormous balloons made to resemble massive cockeyed breasts.
His face is clearly visible in several of the photos, including one in which his expression is so mundane it could be from a driver’s license photo.
In others he flashes a more flirty “kissy-face” pose in which he’s pursing his lips.
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Thus explaining the Corey Lewandowski romance.
Noem should have shot her husband. He is a sick puppy.
The world has gone mad.
Besides, everyone needs a hobby.
That said, what nobody needs is a guy discussing his head of the Department of Homeland Security wife's business , or even the fact that he is related to the head of DHS, with a online kink provider.
If for no other reason than he is going to get reamed in any divorce proceedings
“”””Thus explaining the Corey Lewandowski romance.””””
Not really, that is even more public and just as sordid.
Oh, he’s a lumberjack, and he’s ok....
Sleeps all night and works all day, n stuff
Deep State is sending a message.
I’m not going to look. Probably at some point those pictures will become a meme and then I will have to see them but until then I don’t want to see.
But I thought because the Daily Mail broke the story, it was fake.
Pro Tip - in today's online digital world, never leave a photo trail no matter how innocent and benign you may think it is.
The husband of a State Governor and head of DHS doing online video kink of the sort he engaging in is just irresponsible to the point of serious mental illness.
You might even be able to explain away a cute furry animal suit but not that git up.....
Gives a whole new meaning to “Getcha Some”
Reading the comments, people are so quick say guilty. The word alleged is used regarding the claim. The comments are funny though.
Explaining in the sense you can see how she would see any refuge to get away from her creepy husband.
‘ The world has gone mad.’
Always has been.
A mercy killing of this weirdo might have enhanced her chances to become VP.
Maybe he lost a bet. I’ve done that with the UConn vs Duke game.
I need more evidence than a few pics.
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