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Shocking pictures of Kristi Noem’s cross-dressing husband flaunting giant fake breasts revealed — sparking grave security questions
NYP ^ | 03 31 2026 | Chris Nesi

Posted on 03/31/2026 2:37:11 PM PDT by yesthatjallen

These are the photos that allegedly show Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon wearing comically oversized, lopsided breasts – complete with fake protruding nipples – to female members of an online fetish community.

The Daily Mail obtained “hundreds” of messages purportedly sent between the former Secretary of Homeland Security’s husband and three women who are involved in the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene.

The kinky community involves people injecting their busts with freakishly large amounts of saline in pursuit of a “Barbie-doll”-like appearance.

The pictures show the South Dakota insurance mogul, who has three children with Noem, clad in pink hotpants and a skin-tight, flesh-colored crop-top stuffed with enormous balloons made to resemble massive cockeyed breasts.

His face is clearly visible in several of the photos, including one in which his expression is so mundane it could be from a driver’s license photo.

In others he flashes a more flirty “kissy-face” pose in which he’s pursing his lips.

SNIP

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: adultress; bryonnoem; crossdressing; fetish; husband; hypocrisy; kristi; kristinoem; magavalues; noem; theapprentice; thedogleakedthis; transvestite

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1 posted on 03/31/2026 2:37:11 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
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2 posted on 03/31/2026 2:40:59 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: yesthatjallen

Thus explaining the Corey Lewandowski romance.


3 posted on 03/31/2026 2:41:08 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: yesthatjallen

Noem should have shot her husband. He is a sick puppy.


5 posted on 03/31/2026 2:44:29 PM PDT by DeplorablePaul
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To: yesthatjallen

The world has gone mad.


6 posted on 03/31/2026 2:49:38 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Magnum44
Well, he does look pretty in pink .

Besides, everyone needs a hobby.

That said, what nobody needs is a guy discussing his head of the Department of Homeland Security wife's business , or even the fact that he is related to the head of DHS, with a online kink provider.

If for no other reason than he is going to get reamed in any divorce proceedings

7 posted on 03/31/2026 2:51:59 PM PDT by rdcbn1 (..when poets buy guns, tourist season is over................Walter R. Mead)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“”””Thus explaining the Corey Lewandowski romance.””””

Not really, that is even more public and just as sordid.


8 posted on 03/31/2026 2:52:24 PM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: yesthatjallen

Oh, he’s a lumberjack, and he’s ok....


9 posted on 03/31/2026 2:52:39 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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Sleeps all night and works all day, n stuff


10 posted on 03/31/2026 2:53:51 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: yesthatjallen

Deep State is sending a message.


11 posted on 03/31/2026 2:55:35 PM PDT by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away! 🇺🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)
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To: yesthatjallen

I’m not going to look. Probably at some point those pictures will become a meme and then I will have to see them but until then I don’t want to see.


12 posted on 03/31/2026 2:55:47 PM PDT by webheart (Notice how I said all of that without any hyphens, and only complete words?)
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To: yesthatjallen

But I thought because the Daily Mail broke the story, it was fake.


13 posted on 03/31/2026 3:00:58 PM PDT by roving
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To: BenLurkin
The world has gone mad.


Pro Tip - in today's online digital world, never leave a photo trail no matter how innocent and benign you may think it is.

The husband of a State Governor and head of DHS doing online video kink of the sort he engaging in is just irresponsible to the point of serious mental illness.

You might even be able to explain away a cute furry animal suit but not that git up.....

14 posted on 03/31/2026 3:02:13 PM PDT by rdcbn1 (..when poets buy guns, tourist season is over................Walter R. Mead)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Gives a whole new meaning to “Getcha Some”


15 posted on 03/31/2026 3:03:01 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (there are demons out there, and they look like people)
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To: yesthatjallen

Reading the comments, people are so quick say guilty. The word alleged is used regarding the claim. The comments are funny though.


16 posted on 03/31/2026 3:03:24 PM PDT by bobonthejob
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To: ansel12

Explaining in the sense you can see how she would see any refuge to get away from her creepy husband.


17 posted on 03/31/2026 3:07:25 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: BenLurkin

‘ The world has gone mad.’

Always has been.


18 posted on 03/31/2026 3:08:30 PM PDT by Fuzz
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To: DeplorablePaul

A mercy killing of this weirdo might have enhanced her chances to become VP.


19 posted on 03/31/2026 3:09:05 PM PDT by alstewartfan (I AM Charlie Kirk. ❤️✝️)
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To: dfwgator

Maybe he lost a bet. I’ve done that with the UConn vs Duke game.
I need more evidence than a few pics.


20 posted on 03/31/2026 3:09:33 PM PDT by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness)
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