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FINALLY, Jewish Space Lasers
PJ Media ^ | 30 Dec 2025 | STephen Green

Posted on 12/30/2025 11:35:22 AM PST by Rummyfan

While soon-to-be-former Georgia Republican Congresscritter Marjorie Taylor Greene continues her one-sided breakup from President Donald Trump, one of her favorite conspiracy theories just became reality in Israel.

That's right: Jewish Space Lasers are real, everybody.

Well, kind of.

As of this week, there are lasers, and they are deployed for the defense of the Jewish homeland, but the Jewish lasers are not actually out in space. Although we're working on that as part of Trump's Golden Dome missile shield. More on that story soon, I hope.

But you might recall that way back in 2018 — two years before her successful congressional run — Greene posted something on Facebook about reports of "lasers or blue beams of light" that might prove California's deadly Camp Fire was caused by “space solar generators” launched, as Mediate summarized her post, "by businesses funded by the Rothschild investment group to clear space for a Democratic high speed rail project."

Naturally, that got shortened to "Jewish Space Lasers," because fair or not, that's how the internet works. If you could see the scrub oak in my yard, you'd understand my enthusiasm for using them to clear any kind of unwanted foliage.

Little did MTG know at the time — or did she? — but Israeli-based Rafael Advanced Defense Systems and other firms were already hard at work on what would become "Iron Beam," the laser-based part of Israel's multilayered defenses against enemy missile, rocket, and even artillery attacks. Other parts include the well-known Iron Dome antimissile systems, along with Arrow and David’s Sling.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; US: California; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: california; campfire; georgia; ironbeam; israel; lox; marjorietaylorgreene; mtg; whatsherfrnick
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1 posted on 12/30/2025 11:35:22 AM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

Israel Space Lasers are real. MTG as a presential candidate is far from real.


2 posted on 12/30/2025 11:43:08 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Rummyfan
I prefer
sharklaser
3 posted on 12/30/2025 11:44:01 AM PST by The Louiswu (USA FIRST...USA FOREVER)
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To: MtnClimber

First we have sharks with lasers and now we have jews with lasers.

A sure sign of the impending apocalypse


4 posted on 12/30/2025 11:57:50 AM PST by rdcbn1 (..when poets buy guns, tourist season is over................Walter R. Mead.l)
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To: MtnClimber

First we have sharks with lasers and now we have jews with lasers.

A sure sign of the impending apocalypse


5 posted on 12/30/2025 11:57:50 AM PST by rdcbn1 (..when poets buy guns, tourist season is over................Walter R. Mead.l)
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To: MtnClimber

First we have sharks with lasers and now we have jews with lasers.

A sure sign of the impending apocalypse


6 posted on 12/30/2025 11:57:51 AM PST by rdcbn1 (..when poets buy guns, tourist season is over................Walter R. Mead.l)
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To: Rummyfan
Trump's Traitor


7 posted on 12/30/2025 11:58:12 AM PST by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera))
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To: rdcbn1

Next there will be Jews in Space!


8 posted on 12/30/2025 12:01:26 PM PST by Reily
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To: Rummyfan

Jews in Space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wai7VFzycI


9 posted on 12/30/2025 12:01:49 PM PST by Bayard
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To: Rummyfan

Mohammed Abdullah says: “Ya mispelt Joosh as ‘Jewish”, ya infidel.”


10 posted on 12/30/2025 12:01:52 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Rummyfan

11 posted on 12/30/2025 12:05:08 PM PST by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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To: Red Badger

Druish.


12 posted on 12/30/2025 12:06:34 PM PST by steve in DC
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To: Reily

“May the schwartz be with you”


13 posted on 12/30/2025 12:18:08 PM PST by Right Brigade (A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you,)
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To: Rummyfan

*Danger*
-Laser radiation-
Do not look back into the laser with your remaining good eye.


14 posted on 12/30/2025 12:20:09 PM PST by READINABLUESTATE (‘Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals’)
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To: Right Brigade

Definitely!

I was hoping someone would post that clip from Spaceballs!


15 posted on 12/30/2025 12:20:59 PM PST by Reily
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To: rdcbn1

Instead of Jaws with Lasers, we have Jews with Lasers.


16 posted on 12/30/2025 12:31:07 PM PST by mfish13 ( )
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To: Rummyfan
Jews, with laser beams on their friggin heads!


17 posted on 12/30/2025 1:31:46 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Deport all evil muslims. Celebrate any good Muslims, if you can find them.)
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To: Bayard; Eleutheria5; SunkenCiv; kiryandil
Jews with freaking laser beams attached to their heads?

So THAT’s what they are.

18 posted on 12/30/2025 1:35:58 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Deport all evil muslims. Celebrate any good Muslims, if you can find them.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

The dorsal fin is retractable.


19 posted on 12/30/2025 1:37:17 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (Asmpfutehehepfpfutehe)
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To: Uncle Miltie

The tefillin is supposed to be behind his hairline, not his hair. This might not be a rabbi, but a chamelleo-shark.


20 posted on 12/30/2025 2:05:29 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (Asmpfutehehepfpfutehe)
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