Posted on 12/30/2025 11:35:22 AM PST by Rummyfan
While soon-to-be-former Georgia Republican Congresscritter Marjorie Taylor Greene continues her one-sided breakup from President Donald Trump, one of her favorite conspiracy theories just became reality in Israel.
That's right: Jewish Space Lasers are real, everybody.
Well, kind of.
As of this week, there are lasers, and they are deployed for the defense of the Jewish homeland, but the Jewish lasers are not actually out in space. Although we're working on that as part of Trump's Golden Dome missile shield. More on that story soon, I hope.
But you might recall that way back in 2018 — two years before her successful congressional run — Greene posted something on Facebook about reports of "lasers or blue beams of light" that might prove California's deadly Camp Fire was caused by “space solar generators” launched, as Mediate summarized her post, "by businesses funded by the Rothschild investment group to clear space for a Democratic high speed rail project."
Naturally, that got shortened to "Jewish Space Lasers," because fair or not, that's how the internet works. If you could see the scrub oak in my yard, you'd understand my enthusiasm for using them to clear any kind of unwanted foliage.
Little did MTG know at the time — or did she? — but Israeli-based Rafael Advanced Defense Systems and other firms were already hard at work on what would become "Iron Beam," the laser-based part of Israel's multilayered defenses against enemy missile, rocket, and even artillery attacks. Other parts include the well-known Iron Dome antimissile systems, along with Arrow and David’s Sling.
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Israel Space Lasers are real. MTG as a presential candidate is far from real.
First we have sharks with lasers and now we have jews with lasers.
A sure sign of the impending apocalypse
First we have sharks with lasers and now we have jews with lasers.
A sure sign of the impending apocalypse
First we have sharks with lasers and now we have jews with lasers.
A sure sign of the impending apocalypse
Next there will be Jews in Space!
Mohammed Abdullah says: “Ya mispelt Joosh as ‘Jewish”, ya infidel.”
Druish.
“May the schwartz be with you”
*Danger*
-Laser radiation-
Do not look back into the laser with your remaining good eye.
Definitely!
I was hoping someone would post that clip from Spaceballs!
Instead of Jaws with Lasers, we have Jews with Lasers.

So THAT’s what they are.
The dorsal fin is retractable.
The tefillin is supposed to be behind his hairline, not his hair. This might not be a rabbi, but a chamelleo-shark.
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