Posted on 12/05/2025 6:48:03 PM PST by SmokingJoe
Vice President JD Vance just dropped a hilarious Oval Office story leaving the entire room cracking up.
President Trump glanced over the Resolute Desk at VP Vance and Secretary Marco Rubio and said, “You guys have shitty shoes.”
Right then and there, Trump pulled out a shoe catalog and gifted them 4 pairs of shoes. 🤣
Wait until the end of the story…
“Today I'm in the Oval Office with the President and Marco Rubio, and we're talking about something really important. The President kind of holds up his hand and says, ‘no, no, no, hold on a second. There's something much more important. Shoes.’”
“He peers over the resolute desk and he says, Marco, JD, you guys have shitty shoes.”
“He goes out and grabs a catalog. There happens to be another politician in the room I won't say who, and you'll find out why in a second. And he actually runs us through this incredible shoe catalog. The President is gifting us with four pairs of shoes.”
“He says, Marco, what's your shoe size? And Marco's apparently an eleven and a half. He says, JD, what's your shoe size? My shoe size is 13. I asked this politician, who I won't embarrass, what his shoe size is, and he says, seven. The President leans back in his chair and says, you know you can in his chair and says, you know you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.”
Trump & Rubio being on good terms in this context says a lot. (Given the “Little Marco” past.)
Marco must be taller than I thought
A 7 is a pretty damned small foot. Macron?
Rand Paul. He said politician, not world keader.
A 7 is a pretty damned small foot. Macron?
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Miller or Noem.
Noem being female would not be part of the story. Trump said, “man.”
I managed to work 35 years in the corporate world, and I spent a lot of time in the C Suites of a bunch of companies. I never once had a senior executive make reference to dick size at work.
I cannot buy shoes from regular catalogues, as my feet are extra wide (11 1/2 EEEEEE). Does Allan-Edmonds do custom sizing for extreme widths?
Private conversations shouldn’t be held to the same standards of public speech, but the “short-fingered vulgarian” has been on the receiving end of dick jokes since 1988, by no less than The Washington Post, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and many of the broadcast family “news” programs. Free pass.
I learned something new today.
The Vice President and I have the same shoe size.
Same here.
Lol. Didn’t Trump used to call Rubio “Little Marco?”
Savage. 🤣
Well, Trump and I both worked at McDonalds.
“I never once had a senior executive make reference to dick size at work.”
This story was about him kibitzing with gifting those guys shoes. Where did dick size come in? Oh well, another Trump hater. Or just an uptight stiff.
Anyone else getting this?
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Maybe they didn’t want to embarrass you man.
he never heard bosses use a dick reference ‘cause the bosses knew he was the biggest “dick” in the room… figuratively.
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